Billie Eilish

[SmellenShoehorn]

You know who else look like she smelled when I was younger? Nelly Furtado.

I mean she was fine as hell but every time I looked at her I just imagined that her vagina reeked.

I think it might be subconscious because her first name rhymes with "Smelly" and her last name is an anagram for "Turd oaf"

 

[guest]

She's a glum looking cunt, eh

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Oh so just elongated labia?

Gross. I can't stand when the pussy is an outie instead of an innie.

I think a big clit too, to look even more like a dick for that queer Norton

 

[guest]

I think it might be subconscious because her first name rhymes with "Smelly" and her last name is an anagram for "Turd oaf"

Oh gross. I love it.

I think a big clit too, to look even more like a dick for that queer Norton

He really is a fat ugly faggot.

 

[guest]

She carries herself like she needs to go to finishing school...I hate girls who are always wiping their nose, laughing loud, manspreading when seated, etc. Just being a slob with a cunt. Alot of zoomers and late era millennial girls have this flaw. Calling you "dude" or "bro"...not on top of their hygiene, etc.

Fawked up shit

 

[guest]

She carries herself like she needs to go to finishing school...I hate girls who are always wiping their nose, laughing loud, manspreading when seated, etc. Just being a slob with a cunt. Alot of zoomers and late era millennial girls have this flaw. Calling you "dude" or "bro"...not on top of their hygiene, etc.

Fawked up shit

The Unfuckables. I've nailed trannies that were more womanly than them.

 

[bombvest]

She pretends like she doesn’t want to but fuck me but

I mean seriously Ms. Eilish please allow me to fuck you as angrily as my bewildered penis would allow me.

all right I'll titfuck this pig and even cum in her mouth but only if she promises I don't have to listen to any of her shitty music. this is non-negotiable!

 

[guest]

She carries herself like she needs to go to finishing school...I hate girls who are always wiping their nose, laughing loud, manspreading when seated, etc. Just being a slob with a cunt. Alot of zoomers and late era millennial girls have this flaw. Calling you "dude" or "bro"...not on top of their hygiene, etc.

Fawked up shit

Absolutely. Girls or women drinking pints of beer is another things that is grim. You're not a farmhand or a labourer and I don't want you blowing ass later on that smells like burnt hair and rotten corn. Have a glass of wine or a girly cocktail and don't get shitfaced, behave like a lady worthy of respect.

 

[guest]

Absolutely. Girls or women drinking pints of beer is another things that is grim. You're not a farmhand or a labourer and I don't want you blowing ass later on that smells like burnt hair and rotten corn. Have a glass of wine or a girly cocktail and don't get shitfaced, behave like a lady worthy of respect.

Dudebro girls are fucking gross. Their twats and farts always stink from how much beer and meat they consume, they are douche chill inducing with their obvious "I'm just one of the guys" routine, and the only women I've met that are more annoying than them are girls that are college age that are still naive stupid ignorant little girls but they think they know everything because they took a couple of courses.

 

[guest]

all right I'll titfuck this pig and even cum in her mouth but only if she promises I don't have to listen to any of her shitty music. this is non-negotiable!

She's absolutely the kind of piglet who I spent a couple of years of college drunkenly knocking on their door on a Friday or Saturday night when I struck out with hotter girls. Sex with them 3 or 4 times a month but I always had an excuse when they suggested we go out in public together.

 

[guest]

Nice

 

[guest]

Nice
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Nice Joseph Cumia expression, retard.

 

[guest]

Nice Joseph Cumia expression, retard.

I’d fuck the retardation right out of her. Pardon my French.

 

[guest]

I’d fuck the retardation right out of her.

I wouldn't fuck her with a RENTED dick. Not even if I didn't have to pay a deposit on it.

 

[guest]

Nice
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I mean the tits look great there but those are the eyes of someone who has witnessed several infant sacrifices at the Laughlin Park temple of Moloch.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Nah. She always reminded me of Ethan Cutkosky from Shameless. Is she actually retarded? She certainly looks and sounds like it.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

You know who else look like she smelled when I was younger? Nelly Furtado.

I mean she was fine as hell but every time I looked at her I just imagined that her vagina reeked.

I see your Nelly Furtado and raise you Tori Amos. I bet she could gag a buzzard off a gut wagon.

 

[guest]

I see your Nelly Furtado and raise you Tori Amos. I bet she could gag a buzzard off a gut wagon.

I'll see you Tori Amos and I'm all in with Miley Cyrus. She LOOKS like the places where her elbows and kneecaps bend would be STICKY from all that sweat and not bathing It off.

 

[guest]

Nah. She always reminded me of Ethan Cutkosky from Shameless. Is she actually retarded? She certainly looks and sounds like it.

I've read in deep masonic lore sites that: Ethan Cutkosky, Billie Eilish and Lil Xan is all played by one character. They do shit like that sometimes...play multiple roles. (Alex Jones was Bill Hicks, etc)

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]