Biggest buffoon on twitter whines about not being taken seriously

[TomFromNawlins]

Pat's gotta be more like the Opester and really craft his tweets.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

He's the fat guy in Confederacy of Dunces

A Confederacy of Ounces

several thousand of them

 

[stealthygeek]

I used to watch Pardon the Interruption 10 years ago and Michael Wilbon had a story about him being one of these faggy kids.

Anyway, I made a nuisance of myself for about six innings, leaning over and shouting into the dugout...Finally, having had enough of this young punk, Fisk took his dusty, musty catcher's mitt and washed my face with it.

I was thrilled. A future Hall of Famer smushed my face. Five or six years ago after a round of golf in Lake Tahoe I was on a gondola ride with Fisk and his wife and told him about the incident and how happy I was at that age to be engaged by a big leaguer.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I love this. I grew up a Texas Rangers fan (it was truly awful), and I was at his sixth no hitter out in Oakland when I was 10 or 11. He was always really good to kids. As an old fart now (41), I take motivation from Nolan Ryan puttin up numbahs and beating Robin Ventura’s ass at my age or older. I met Mr Ryan recently…he’s gotten old but still has crazy big dick energy.

Robin Ventura got 7 hits in one inning off Nolan… 6 to the face and the one to the back when he got plunked with the pitch lol. The Rangers were my AL team growing up but now that the Stros are in the AL and the rivalry is real lol I’ve taken the Reds as my NL team lol

 

[1073waaf]

“Hey Niki, I just destroyed one of my stalkers with a catty-ass-clap-back!!!”

“Sorry Patrick. I can’t hear you over the reverberation of Leroy’s farts in my uterus!”

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I love this. I grew up a Texas Rangers fan (it was truly awful), and I was at his sixth no hitter out in Oakland when I was 10 or 11. He was always really good to kids. As an old fart now (41), I take motivation from Nolan Ryan puttin up numbahs and beating Robin Ventura’s ass at my age or older. I met Mr Ryan recently…he’s gotten old but still has crazy big dick energy.

I met George Brett two years ago and, same thing, major BDE. Those 80s ballplayers were something else.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

“Hey Niki, I just destroyed one of my stalkers with a catty-ass-clap-back!!!”

“Sorry Patrick. I can’t hear you over the reverberation of Leroy’s farts in my uterus!”

Since there are quotation marks I can only assume that she actually said that.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

thought and expertise

he's fucking trolling, right? Oh my fuckin days that's hilarious

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Expertise? You mean google and repeating/stealing what others tweet? What an insane fat man he is, he doesn’t have a college degree in anything and hasn’t had a job in over a decade.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Expertise? You mean google and repeating/stealing what others tweet? What an insane fat man he is, he doesn’t have a college degree in anything and hasn’t had a job in over a decade.

He’s looking for his “dare to be great” situation, hint Tubby Tits, it’s not writing.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Maybe he meant to say deep dish.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

he is not very thoughtful or expertly at ripping off talking points from verified accounts (often verbatim). many such examples.

 

[Tony2Shirts_mybb]

take a hint fat, the bots and npc folk want orange man bad. you're just one of many in a tribe of useless idiots.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

He doesn't even craft his own ideas. It's all plagarism

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My dad would’ve said “I can’t believe you acted like a pussy to get that ball, I’m gonna toss it back on the field so someone tosses it to another kid who’s not a pussy” then I would’ve had to do manual labor as punishment when we got home.
When I was 6 in 88 the Astros still had Nolan Ryan. My dad took me my brother and sister to Houston for the weekend and we went to a couple games. Went early both days to be there for BP. My dad got a couple balls hit over the fence by Andre Dawson (the Stros were playing the Cubs) and he gave us each one. Some kid was at the fence pulling bullshit to get a ball and when a Cubs player tossed it up towards him, my dad snatched it and gave it to me lol. He told the kid to quit being a crybaby to get his way. We also got a ball from Nolan himself, he was in the bullpen and I was wearing a Blue Rainbow Guts BP Jersey, with the 34 on the back and he said “hey kid” and tossed me the ball he was about to put in the bucket because he saw Ryan 34 on my back. I asked if I tossed it back if he would sign it and he said sure. Still have that ball in a case and two Ryan Astros jerseys framed flanking it in my den.

Your dad rules.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Your dad rules.

He’s a pretty alright guy. I’m a tuly happy he raised me on how to be a man, and I didn’t end up like Piggles. I’m two years younger than Pat, and I’m financially independent, have a career and raise my children. He didn’t believe in hitting, instead we got punished with hard work. That was called an “ass kicking” in our house. One time in little league my brother and both didn’t run out a sure ground ball out, and he told us he was embarrassed and made us dig a hole for two hours when we got home. He’s also very much a Ron Swanson type. My sister could cry, but myself and my brother better “be a man” when shit didn’t go our way lol. He’s much gentler with our kids that’s for sure. He doesent get on them to “be a man” or “stop being a pussy” lol

 

[Cyberatorquer]

He’s a pretty alright guy. I’m a tuly happy he raised me on how to be a man, and I didn’t end up like Piggles. I’m two years younger than Pat, and I’m financially independent, have a career and raise my children. He didn’t believe in hitting, instead we got punished with hard work. That was called an “ass kicking” in our house. One time in little league my brother and both didn’t run out a sure ground ball out, and he told us he was embarrassed and made us dig a hole for two hours when we got home. He’s also very much a Ron Swanson type. My sister could cry, but myself and my brother better “be a man” when shit didn’t go our way lol. He’s much gentler with our kids that’s for sure. He doesent get on them to “be a man” or “stop being a pussy” lol

However he might still call you unmanly and pussy behind your back, even infront of your children. Beware

 

[Will Tate]

However he might still call you unmanly and pussy behind your back, even infront of your children. Beware

"Hey, kids, your sissy dad or Uncle Nancy-Boy ever tell you how they pussied out of getting a double-home run in little league when they were your age?"

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

He’s a pretty alright guy. I’m a tuly happy he raised me on how to be a man, and I didn’t end up like Piggles. I’m two years younger than Pat, and I’m financially independent, have a career and raise my children. He didn’t believe in hitting, instead we got punished with hard work. That was called an “ass kicking” in our house. One time in little league my brother and both didn’t run out a sure ground ball out, and he told us he was embarrassed and made us dig a hole for two hours when we got home. He’s also very much a Ron Swanson type. My sister could cry, but myself and my brother better “be a man” when shit didn’t go our way lol. He’s much gentler with our kids that’s for sure. He doesent get on them to “be a man” or “stop being a pussy” lol

I hope he did all that with a stereotypically thick Cajun accent, that would be rad as fuck

 

[Caverlock]

Weird how people don't like his sermonizing on Twitter, and TheHill didn't pay him for his windbag editorials.

It's almost like he's only bearable in small doses.