Bible expert who has a master's in Christianity has something to teach ya'll!

[Turk February]

I don't know what all "churches" agree on because I don't concern myself with what the other groups believe. There are people who think a simple profession gets them into heaven. That's a single requirement so for you to say that all churches have two requirements is dishonest. In the words of Mona Lisa Vito "It's a bullshit question"

So what does the bible say the truth is? There's one clear, unambiguous answer.

Actually there are 4 simple answers.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Actually there are 4 simple answers.

Let's hear it.

 

[Farmer Brown]

1. Name five breakfast cereals and...???

 

[Turk February]

Let's hear it.

I don't remember them. I don't believe this crap. But I've read books on it.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I don't remember them. I don't believe this crap. But I've read books on it.

What a surprise.

 

[Mustard]

What a surprise.

got it

 

[H0meRunCumia]

got it

The only truth is Black Sabbath maaaaan

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

got it

John 14:6 would have been the simplest answer.

 

[Mustard]

Listen to how this faggot puts on a fake "deep" voice.

Scripted video voice:



Livestream high-pitched voice:



I hate this guy so much.

That black chick in the first video has a manlier voice than he does.

 

[Mustard]

John 14:6 would have been the simplest answer.

Why do you bicker with Turk when he clearly doesnt care? why do you keep trying to save someone who doesnt want it?

"I wanna save the unbeliever cause he likes drugs like I do!"

@Turk February DOES NOT respect your beliefs or @Mass.gov's, he looks down on them, he makes that very clear but you insist on these stupid pointless fights. when I DM'd with him he was saying the most heinous, blasphemous shit possible about the Bible and the Quran, Muhammed, Jesus and shitting on your guy's beliefs. He hates your beliefs. You know the knowitall cocksucker in OP? Turk likes that guy and agrees with him, you should hate Turk and be opposed to him.

 

[We Have Everything]

Why do you bicker with Turk when he clearly doesnt care? why do you keep trying to save someone who doesnt want it?

"I wanna save the unbeliever cause he likes drugs like I do!"

@Turk February DOES NOT respect your beliefs or @Mass.gov's, he looks down on them, he makes that very clear but you insist on these stupid pointless fights. when I DM'd with him he was saying the most heinous, blasphemous shit possible about the Bible and the Quran, Muhammed, Jesus and shitting on your guy's beliefs. He hates your beliefs. You know the knowitall cocksucker in OP? Turk likes that guy and agrees with him, you should hate Turk and be opposed to him.

I literally just told him the same thing LMAO, we are in sync.

 

[H0meRunCumia]

Why do you bicker with Turk when he clearly doesnt care? why do you keep trying to save someone who doesnt want it?

"I wanna save the unbeliever cause he likes drugs like I do!"

@Turk February DOES NOT respect your beliefs or @Mass.gov's, he looks down on them, he makes that very clear but you insist on these stupid pointless fights. when I DM'd with him he was saying the most heinous, blasphemous shit possible about the Bible and the Quran, Muhammed, Jesus and shitting on your guy's beliefs. He hates your beliefs. You know the knowitall cocksucker in OP? Turk likes that guy and agrees with him, you should hate Turk and be opposed to him.

None of those religious texts are the word of God anyways so it works out...

 

[Mustard]

None of those religious texts are the word of God anyways so it works out...

the book of Mormon is the real truth

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Why do you bicker with Turk when he clearly doesnt care? why do you keep trying to save someone who doesnt want it?

"I wanna save the unbeliever cause he likes drugs like I do!"

@Turk February DOES NOT respect your beliefs or @Mass.gov's, he looks down on them, he makes that very clear but you insist on these stupid pointless fights. when I DM'd with him he was saying the most heinous, blasphemous shit possible about the Bible and the Quran, Muhammed, Jesus and shitting on your guy's beliefs. He hates your beliefs. You know the knowitall cocksucker in OP? Turk likes that guy and agrees with him, you should hate Turk and be opposed to him.

I'm having fun and you hate that. I don't hate the guy in the video - I find him tiresome and stupid but that's not the same thing. The point of arguing with blasphemers isn't only to try to win them over but to show them for the fools that they are.

I literally just told him the same thing LMAO, we are in sync.

Like two women living together, bleeding in unison

 

[Mustard]

I'm having fun and you hate that. I don't hate the guy in the video - I find him tiresome and stupid but that's not the same thing. The point of arguing with blasphemers isn't only to try to win them over but to show them for the fools that they are.

You have some fantasy in your tiny skull of Turk repenting and turning a new leaf, you're insisting on it. You want to show how foolish he is, it's obvious he doesnt really care about this subject and thus isnt going to feel like a fool if you prove he's wrong somehow, it's you wanting to convert him over via debate.

Like two women living together, bleeding in unison

Me and Boq are the star tag-team of the forums now, seethe

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

You have some fantasy in your tiny skull of Turk repenting and turning a new leaf

Do I?

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

You dont want to show how foolish he is, it's obvious he doesnt really care about this subject and thus isnt going to feel like a fool if you prove he's wrong somehow, it's you wanting to convert him over via debate.

Not show him the fool that he is. That directly contradicts what I said about the point not only being to win him over. Do you fucking read before you start typing? Do you struggle with nuance entirely? Hey do you think on a public forum there might be more than one person to demonstrate things to? Holeeeeee shit

 

[Mustard]

Not show him the fool that he is. That directly contradicts what I said about the point not only being to win him over. Do you fucking read before you start typing? Do you struggle with nuance entirely? Hey do you think on a public forum there might be more than one person to demonstrate things to? Holeeeeee shit

You mean publiocly show he's a fool, gotcha

Youre still gay for him and you seek his attention via debates cause thats what turk likes.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

You mean publiocly show he's a fool, gotcha

Yeah.

Youre still gay for him and you seek his attention via debates cause thats what turk likes.

I don't think he actually likes it. I think he's a copester like you who tries to obfuscate and finally lapses into nonsense when he's got nothing else. Teehee. Please provide car crashes.

 

[Mustard]

Yeah.


I don't think he actually likes it. I think he's a copester like you who tries to obfuscate and finally lapses into nonsense when he's got nothing else. Teehee. Please provide car crashes.

No, Turk was in charge of debates at one point, its something he enjoys, rhetoric and all that bullshit.

You try to impress him I guess but it never works. Its drug talk, or its debates, or reminiscing over shenanigans from the past, that's what you do and its gay.