Betting on Special Olympics

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

I have an idea.

I should pretend to be a retard and compete in the games and win

"Pretend"

 

[Dog Eater]

I think that's Paralympics. Special Olympics is for retards.

I had no idea. In that case I hope they all die.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

This is a fantastic use of retards. I don't even gamble but I'd get in on this. They should do the paralympics too. I'm all in wit da sledge hockey.





Those are some tough cripples.

I'm not even joking, I like watching sledge hockey just as much as normal hockey.

I wholeheartedly agree. IMO wagering on the Special Olympics is a fantastic idea, and I can't believe no one thought of it sooner.

 

[guest]

Dude they should have a high-five competition. The downies would be out there breaking wrists.

 

[guest]

I have an idea.

I should pretend to be a retard and compete in the games and win

Just say you identify as one.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

I'd tune in for diving and equestrian events.

 

[Udders]

Once again, this is theonion come to life.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I bet 10k that Pat would lose every competition

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I'd tune in for diving and equestrian events.

The diving event takes place in a wading pool.

 

[guest]

The diving event takes place in a wading pool.

The equestrian events they just ride each other.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

do you bet with real money or chewed up legos?

 

[guest]

With sports betting...comes sports betting FIXES

"the man in nice car said if i miss throw-up, i get all the crayons wooo!"

 

[guest]

do you bet with real money or chewed up legos?

Pennies.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Pennies.

they cut open the last years champion out there on the dock

20 pounds of pennies spilt out

twas a sight

 

[Dog Eater]

Winter Special Olympics, just throw retards down the luge track and see how far they slide.

 

[guest]

they cut open the last years champion out there on the dock

20 pounds of pennies spilt out

twas a sight

Farewell and adieu, you fine working brain cells.
Farewell and adieu, you fine cells of the brain

 

[aRTie02150]

Just say you identify as one.

If they had a Baseball team I'd fucking DESTROY those retards.

My luck I'd get signed by the Marlins and have to keep up with the bit for a few seasons.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

With sports betting...comes sports betting FIXES

"the man in nice car said if i miss throw-up, i get all the crayons wooo!"

$20 worth of Ding-Dongs would buy you a whole season of thrown games.