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Anthony never fucked her. That was another of his details of fake sex stories. Like him eating out a girl over her wet panties or whatever. His 40-year-old virgin level sex fantasies for the airwaves taken from the backpages of Hustler. Every time he had the opportunity to fuck women he didn't on the show. The bartenders with Opie who wanted to go skinny dipping? Didn't bother to sleep with them. His wedding night? Never had sex. Lobster girl? Fucked other guys from the show instead. And on and on.IIRC, Ant said she was amenable to fucking without showering as well so she wasn't a prissy "I need to be wholely clean and in full regalia makeup" and all that shit. Just wake up and fuck and suck like a good girl.
You think he fucks Missy? Or Dani Brand? Or that Norton banged any women? Anthony's sex stories are about as believable as the 8 Track Porn Tapes. "I fucked Joe the bartender and a banana with my hungry cunt!!".
Yeah he fucked men with implants. Just like Norton. Those two fruits are both open fags now. Even Keith mocked Anthony for "dabbling" with Sue. Anthony has never had sex with a woman without heart attack level dick pill usage. Same with Norton. Those boxercise classes and mustard covered egg whites have kept Norton's heart from stopping unlike Nana's.I think, perhaps, both those girls combined broke Ant. I'm guessing he hasn't fucked anything near that level since.