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Let's just say, Brinton has been informed
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$225 and ready to leave the noon-to-five behindanything but a job
If that's true Betsy seems to be on a diet exclusively consisting of elephant ass cheeks.You are what you eat multiples of every day.
Bitch has the forward-thinking of a crackhead.$225 and ready to leave the noon-to-five behind
righteous bucks
Don't talk about Wormkiller that way...
I'm normally a respectable gentleman, but there's nothing sexually, socially, or psychologically redeeming about this woman.
What if she don't? King Nader from the slums of Cairo was enjoying the new 20 grand a month sugar mommy life 'til he hit that "now youse can't leave" part. For some gals out there, a stabbing just says "he DOES love me".when she stops seeing you
Keep pushing the limits. Threeway with her mate, ask her to buy you heroin, failing all that pretend to have a split personality... Are you talking about that fat cunt Chantal Saurelt by any chance?What if she don't? King Nader from the slums of Cairo was enjoying the new 20 grand a month sugar mommy life 'til he hit that "now youse can't leave" part. For some gals out there, a stabbing just says "he DOES love me".
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I would definitely do something like this : chat up, flatter and flirt... Treat her to a weekend of hotel, champagne, loads of licking out and shagging...
Then just milk thhe goodwill from that as long as possible... Dump loads in her, have a 'sudden' problem with hackers or losing your job so she pays for stuff, tease out the depravity in her to enjoy, all on her tab until she finally figures out what a shite bag you are but by then you've had your fill of her, you've got your photos and videos, you've eaten well, drank well and grateful when she stops seeing you because it's a hassle you didn't need. That first weekend is the bait because she always thinks you can be capable of that again. And if you spend hours letting her sit on your face and shagging her senseless she will not even notice the money she's spending on you both. Especially birds like this. A great first weekend where its all about her cumming and a random bouquet of roses midweek would get you a month or so grace.
She's a cunt yeah but I bet she bangs like a barn door in a gale.
Be respectful to my woman, awrite? She prefers meth cause she can eat like a hog and not gain weight, the menage ended with her allegedly fucking a broom handle, then shaving off her hair and getting a blonde wig to look like the other chick.Are you talking about that fat cunt Chantal Saurelt by any chance?
She won't fuck on top or blow a guy because she's lazy, and she posts about it on her public Twitter. She fails to meet the bare minimum amount of effort that redeems a fat girl. I think you're grossly overestimating her prowess.She's a cunt yeah but I bet she bangs like a barn door in a gale.
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