Before Susan. Before the current Thai scooter. There was....Amelia.

[Chive Turkey]

His women heroes are all political figures/pawns he was told to admire for doing unadmirable things and outdated fictional characters from popshit, with Marie Curie thrown in for good measure because he wasn't being quite completely bland and unoriginal enough.

 

[guest]

REMINDER: He only likes Triumph out of spite because Big Johnson Jon rode a Harley.

They're the ugliest motorcycles I've ever seen. If he didn't want a Harley then why not a sport bike or a Honda cruiser or even a Kawasaki Vulcan?

 

[Guinness525]

It’s none of my business who you voted for. And I can’t blame anyone for hating Trump. But if you list Kamala Harris as one of your “heroes” you’re either lying or a cunt.

But of course you’d like her, Patrick. A smug, condescending bitch who uses cheap woke trends to get herself ahead.

He’s so fake and gross.

 

[guest]

Kamala and Hillary, you have to be a psychopath or a rube to admire them.

Absolutely. He's got hardcore brain damage.

 

[guest]

It’s none of my business who you voted for. And I can’t blame anyone for hating Trump. But if you list Kamala Harris as one of your “heroes” you’re either lying or a cunt.

But of course you’d like her, Patrick. A smug, condescending bitch who uses cheap woke trends to get herself ahead.

He’s so fake and gross.

Oh dude, can you repost those videos? Pat lost the lolsuit so you're good now.

 

[guest]

They're the ugliest motorcycles I've ever seen. If he didn't want a Harley then why not a sport bike or a Honda cruiser or even a Kawasaki Vulcan?

A bulk of his adopted persona is from British television and pop culture in general. Faggot ass think's he is a cafe racer and Dr. Who combined.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I remember in high school a few of my friends would name their pipes and bongs and even back then I knew it was super fucking gay and helped them correct their behavior. Yet again Rick proves how bullying and mockery builds character and helps us be better people.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Annabelle might have been named Aunt Jemima if Ade hadn't gotten out in time.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Harleys & Triumphs are soy as fuck, real alpha chads ride Kawasaki Ninjas.

 

[RoTheHo69]

He's had much more than just a-mealia.

 

[guest]

I've literally owned over 50 cars at this point (mostly shitboxes) I don't think I've named one. They already came with names. Like this one's a nova, this ones a fiero. Why the fuck would i need to austically give them another name like they're pets?

This nigga drove a fiero!

 

[Uncle Floyd]

If he was a true stealthy geek, he'd name his bikes/cars/gloryholes after obscure women throughout history, the ones nobody knows. Instead he virtue signals and uses familiar names everybody knows so he can appear woke. Oh, really? RGB? Amelia Earhart?

Nigga, use a woman my five-year-old hasn't made macaroni art of in her pozzed art class.

 

[Guinness525]

Oh dude, can you repost those videos? Pat lost the lolsuit so you're good now.

Sure.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Absolutely. He's got hardcore brain damage.

even the ultra liberal entertainment business can see she's a totally unpleasant cunt. Hell the character of Selina Meyer in Veep was basically her, and she was as dishonest corrupt elitist creep.