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[J.B. Mauney]

I'm sorry, mang. If this happened to me I would be gutted as well. A buddy of mine had 3 ex-girlfriends turn to prostitution afterwards. I try extremely hard to not follow my exes lives after me, the odd glimpses I see are never spectacular, and if they were, it would probably irk me in a different sort of way anyhow lol

I have a unique issue: the last... Wait a second here...

5 ... I think...women I dated all got married within a year of us breaking up. It might actually be the last 6, I just can't remember.
And it's not like there were any discernable patterns, it's not like they all dumped me or I dumped all of them - it was a mix. Some were amicable splits, some weren't.

But in the end, whatever it is about me, after a women leaves a relationship with me something drives her to hitch her caboose to the next train coming through town for better or for worse. Some days this makes me feel bad about myself but other days it makes me feel great. 5 or 6 in a row is too many to be a coincidence so I dunno.

 

[PickleRickle]

I have a unique issue: the last... Wait a second here...

5 ... I think...women I dated all got married within a year of us breaking up. It might actually be the last 6, I just can't remember.
And it's not like there were any discernable patterns, it's not like they all dumped me or I dumped all of them - it was a mix. Some were amicable splits, some weren't.

But in the end, whatever it is about me, after a women leaves a relationship with me something drives her to hitch her caboose to the next train coming through town for better or for worse. Some days this makes me feel bad about myself but other days it makes me feel great. 5 or 6 i a row is too many to be a coincidence so I dunno.

Me too, brother. Me too. The last 3 all married within 1-2 years of me dumping them.

 

[Cleo's Dad]

Is it any of the whoores with their faces in the pictures?

I also wouldn't feel bad if I were you brotherman, these girls who become ewhores sell themselves for money. They are prostitutes and should be treated like such.

 

[J.B. Mauney]

Me too, brother. Me too. The last 3 all married within 1-2 years of me dumping them.

I'm having flashbacks.

So this bitch played Farmville - remember when Facebook had boomer games you had to pay to play?
I also thought that was weird.

And she had a foot thing. Which I don't mind, but it's rare you meet a woman who's like "lick my feet" the first time you hook up. I was like, "Ugh, can I still fuck you tho? Tee hee? "

 

[PickleRickle]

I'm having flashbacks.

So this bitch played Farmville - remember when Facebook had boomer games you had to pay to play?
I also thought that was weird.

And she had a foot thing. Which I don't mind, but it's rare you meet a woman who's like "lick my feet" the first time you hook up. I was like, "Ugh, can I still fuck you tho? Tee hee? "

Whoa, thats a weird one. I've just had the girl obsessed with anal, and this other retarded girl that wouldnt stop asking to finger my ass, holy shit that would rattle me, thanks for that memory, Paul. And no, I never let it happen, i'd always get pissed and end up giving some skullllllll

 

[J.B. Mauney]

Whoa, thats a weird one. I've just had the girl obsessed with anal, and this other retarded girl that wouldnt stop asking to finger my ass, holy shit that would rattle me, thanks for that memory, Paul. And no, I never let it happen, i'd always get pissed and end up giving some skullllllll

Lolol I briefly dated a lovely black girl from London who was getting a duel-masters at Harvard from both HBS and Kennedy School of Government. Yes, she's one of those girls who got married after we broke up and yes she's making around $300k a year.


The first time we got naked she got all nervous and was like "I'm on my period."
And I was like "Okay, whatever. We'll do it next week."
And she goes, "Well... How do you feel about anal?"
And I was like, "Gay. I think it's gay. I don't know who in Europe you dated before you came here and met me, but that's gay."
And she goes, "Yeah, it's kinda gay."


And I made her blow me and I left. Tee hee!

 

[Safka's Enticer]

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Nigga where's the face

 

[captainjapan]

Nigga where's the face

Ask her

https://old.reddit.com/user/Ok_Anything_8780

 

[Imager]

The one that looks like Fat Bam.

No, I'm not telling you.

Has to be this one:

What do I win JB?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I have to say this.

I dated someone who posted within the last 5 pages.
No I'm not going to say which one it is.
No I'm not bragging. I'm sad.
I didn't know he was a forum whore until just this very second.
I hate you.

 

[Cleo's Dad]

I have to say this.

I dated someone who posted within the last 5 pages.
No I'm not going to say which one it is.
No I'm not bragging. I'm sad.
I didn't know he was a forum whore until just this very second.
I hate you.

You dated someone other than me? You slut

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Has to be this one:

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What do I win JB?

I found her on reddit. This bitch is like from Honduras or some shit.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Fucking tattoos...

 

[Imager]

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Fucking tattoos...

Yeah not only do we give women free agency but we let them get shitty tattoos that usually ruin their beauty.

 

[Harry Tasker]

I have a unique issue: the last... Wait a second here...

5 ... I think...women I dated all got married within a year of us breaking up. It might actually be the last 6, I just can't remember.
And it's not like there were any discernable patterns, it's not like they all dumped me or I dumped all of them - it was a mix. Some were amicable splits, some weren't.

But in the end, whatever it is about me, after a women leaves a relationship with me something drives her to hitch her caboose to the next train coming through town for better or for worse. Some days this makes me feel bad about myself but other days it makes me feel great. 5 or 6 in a row is too many to be a coincidence so I dunno.

Brotherman, I had 4 different women do this exact same thing. Different ages, totally different personalities, different phases of my life, a mix of them leaving me and me leaving them.

Must be something about patposters

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Brotherman, I had 4 different women do this exact same thing. Different ages, totally different personalities, different phases of my life, a mix of them leaving me and me leaving them.

Must be something about patposters

No, child. I married the only two women who made intercourse with me, baby child.

 

[Chapel]

Fucking hell! The only thing worse than fat cunts in the beefer thread is faggotry drama

 

[Imager]

Fucking hell! The only thing worse than fat cunts in the beefer thread is faggotry drama

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My type right here. Perv switch flicked.

 

[Cleo's Dad]

Some people don't like the vein, but God damn it's keeping those beefers alive

 

[PickleRickle]

Lolol I briefly dated a lovely black girl from London who was getting a duel-masters at Harvard from both HBS and Kennedy School of Government. Yes, she's one of those girls who got married after we broke up and yes she's making around $300k a year.


The first time we got naked she got all nervous and was like "I'm on my period."
And I was like "Okay, whatever. We'll do it next week."
And she goes, "Well... How do you feel about anal?"
And I was like, "Gay. I think it's gay. I don't know who in Europe you dated before you came here and met me, but that's gay."
And she goes, "Yeah, it's kinda gay."


And I made her blow me and I left. Tee hee!

Based. Refusing anal is for real ass dudes only.

Has to be this one:

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What do I win JB?

Ohhhh the homer simpson torso. Those are lovely titss.