"Because I'm not 25 and don't close out bars anymore."

[HotDogJoe]

Fucking yuck! Don't try and make jokes while you're in court, you retard. You're not charming; certainly not as charming as that Arnold on Green Acres. You're also not some cool grizzled veteran whose outlaw days are behind me, maaaaan.

The judge isn't interested in your past, idiot. He asked if you were at the bar at a specific time. He doesn't need to know why you weren't (the true answer being that you are a coward, of course.)

It's hilarious how obnoxious and unsympathetic this fat swine comes across in the opening minutes of that hearing all because of his own hubris.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

He got mentally outmaneuvered by a Polack.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Guy sounds cool man he likes his brewski

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Midian9876]

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Douche chill inducing

 

[medium wyzzz]

Douche chill inducing

Always is

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

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And they're all black and taking turns with my wife.

 

[MonsterSteve]

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I literally contracted AIDS from reading this.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

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I've a funny feeling this didn't happen...although silly of me to think Fatrick ever lies.
Bold??! The boldest thing this cunt has ever done is skip ahead a few steps when making his shitty models.

And how can he close at bars when he has been drinking since the morning and has to waddle home & get comfortable by 3am for a night of getting the last word with his blanket.

 

[EraGodless]

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That never happened.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I've a funny feeling this didn't happen...although silly of me to think Fatrick ever lies.
Bold??! The boldest thing this cunt has ever done is skip ahead a few steps when making his shitty models.

And how can he close at bars when he has been drinking since the morning and has to waddle home & get comfortable by 3am for a night of getting the last word with his blanket.

How is putting Bohemian Rhapsody on for a shitty singalong being 'bold' or 'living forever'? I guess if you're a faggot.

 

[PlayfulScamp]

This is not at all the rationalizations of a wet brain about his drinking.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

This is not at all the rationalizations of a wet brain about his drinking.

The brain is the only human organ Fatrick can get wet...

 

[Ladynyahh]

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[Easily_Remembered]

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I genuinely love Queen ( I would tell you if I didn't) and even followed their solo careers - and I fucking HATE Bohemian Rhapsody. Why? Because of stupid fat fucks like this who wouldn't know about it had it not been for Wayne's World. As a consequence, they only know Queen's singles, and even then, only know the top 5 or 6 from their 70s albums, causing them to think that they are a fun time novelty band.

But then again he considers the Foo Fighters to be a great rock band, so that should tell you everything you need to know about his taste.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

How is putting Bohemian Rhapsody on for a shitty singalong being 'bold' or 'living forever'? I guess if you're a faggot.

He thinks a " High school musical" moment is fabulous. He watches too much tv. It rotted his brain.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

He thinks a " High school musical" moment is fabulous. He watches too much tv. It rotted his brain.

He won't be watching much TV now he can't afford cable and the TV will be auctioned for pennies on the dollar before long.