Be honest, how many times have you listened to the Josiah Interviews part 5?

[FurBurger]

Three times, end-to-end.

And for a while there my YouTube recommendations were full of gay villains as I tried to figure out exactly whose voice he was trying to imitate.

As near as I can figure he was going for Hans Gruber in Die Hard; but his need to fellate Josiah (the alpha male that had clearly bested him) made him go super fruity.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

3. On the 4th I needed to hear a click and bang

 

[Username]

True story, I listened to it the day it came out.It was the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. I loffed so much I said to myself I’m going to listen to that to relax after every workout and whenever I get laid.

So counting on fingers and toes. Once, but I’m confident I’ll hear it again within a year or so.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Once and I paused throughout it.
It’s so cringe and Pat just laid into it with his faggotry on . I love the fact that it exists but I just don’t have the stomach to revisit.
Josiah is still a real ass dude that will be blown before any jacuzzi dip he takes, even if I have to do it myself.

 

[Bigsmooth]

I haven't been able to make myself listen a second time. Fat Pat is just too retardedly gay and creepy

 

[guest]

I've listened to it so much that I'm afraid I've forgotten about gems from the first 4 tapes.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I've listened to it so much that I'm afraid I've forgotten about gems from the first 4 tapes.

I only listened to the first four one time. The fifth is the orgasm; it's THE reason that we listened to what came before it. It's just fantastic and I've listened to it about five times.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I listened to it at least 3-4 times. I found episode 1 to be the most informative, which I listened to probably 5 times. He was just comfortable enough to give dirt but not familiar enough to get cocky. It was probably his most honest interview. The rest was highly speculative with false accusations and stupid bravado.

I've watched both California trials at least 5 times each. Those are absolute gold, especially when Judge Stein tells Patrick to pipe down and talk to Stavros

Fuck I haven’t seen that one (Cali tapes). Do you have a link? Or are they on the Apostlegate website?

 

[guest]

I've seen a few comments with people saying Pat interrupted the trial and had to be told to be quiet. But I've never seen that actually happen; I just heard the judge say he had his hand raised and his lawyer said he wanted to speak with him. Is that all people are referring to?

 

[Caverlock]

I'm at nine or ten listens. The first listen I had to stop it several times to recuperate.

 

[Udders]

I've seen a few comments with people saying Pat interrupted the trial and had to be told to be quiet. But I've never seen that actually happen; I just heard the judge say he had his hand raised and his lawyer said he wanted to speak with him. Is that all people are referring to?

The judge acknowledged Fat raised his hoof and Fat says, "I don'T know the proper proTocol..." when the judge interrupted him and said the proper protocol is to speak to your attorney.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Over 10 times. I've probably listened to 12:05 when he starts to cry about 50.

 

[BudDickman]

The judge acknowledged Fat raised his hoof and Fat says, "I don'T know the proper proTocol..." when the judge interrupted him and said the proper protocol is to speak to your attorney.

That Judge Stein was actually such a nice guy. He was very patient with Stavros Esquire even though he kept repeating the same nonsense over and over. Yet even he seemed pretty pissed off about Pat disrespecting the court.

"I don't know what the proper protocol is." That statement makes it clear that he knows he's not supposed to be speaking, yet he is. I wish he would've tried this with Schulman, who would have absolutely reamed him out.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Fun fact: in the five minute recess, Judge Stein created an account and posted “nice protocol, stupid Fatrick.“

 

[Cumiace]

I usually just listen up to the "yes child" part. That pregnant pause where his personality switches from normal(?)Pat to twitter pat is some Exorcist level shit. Even better if you have this playing in the background

 

[42069]

More than anyone here has admitted to

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Shut...your FUCKING MOUTH!!!

The fact that you know he thinks he's being intimidating is so God damn rib busting since EVERYONE is laughing at him.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Weirdly enough brothaman I just played it for laughs while making dinner.

Ha i do the same, whenever i am cooking something i put part 5 on and listen to it. Listening to an obese pig man have a breakdown is oddly soothing.

 

[guest]

Ha i do the same, whenever i am cooking something i put part 5 on and listen to it. Listening to an obese pig man have a breakdown is oddly soothing.

I listened to it once to help me fall asleep lol.