Bam gives an update and is doing as well as ever

[ミスタースパーコル]

God why won't he fucking die already

Maybe that's his secret.

Decades of drug use

 

[EraGodless]

Years of abuse. Still look better than Steve-O’s veneers.

 

[JebJoh]

Here's the thing, Bam is not doing well. The dude is barely hanging on

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Here's the thing, Bam is not doing well. The dude is barely hanging on

Counterpoint:

 

[JebJoh]

Counterpoint:

I owe him an apology then, his legs are back and he's in southern California. I guess I am old and out of touch. I am pretty sure I could skate better than that though and I only use a penny board because I like the wheels. I don't have the fancy skating shoes but I can still get around

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I owe him an apology then, his legs are back and he's in southern California. I guess I am old and out of touch. I am pretty sure I could skate better than that though and I only use a penny board because I like the wheels. I don't have the fancy skating shoes but I can still get around

There’s literally zero chance that you could skate anywhere near that well unless you were a borderline pro at some point in your life or are like 25 and skate every day.

 

[JebJoh]

There’s literally zero chance that you could skate anywhere near that well unless you were a borderline pro at some point in your life or are like 25 and skate every day.

I was really good. better at surfing but decent, Pretty sure I could do everything they are trying to do better than they did. THey kinda sucked

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I was really good. better at surfing but decent, Pretty sure I could do everything they are trying to do better than they did. THey kinda sucked

If you could ever skate anywhere near that level then more power to you. That’s pretty sick. I always wished that I had learned how to surf.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

It might be a phone filter trying to make him look more human. This fag is only 45, which isn't young, but holy shit does he look fucked.

Whatever the fuck I want.

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

Counterpoint:

Damn. Once you skip past his cringe babbling in the beginning I’m not even gonna try to act like some of those moves aren’t STUNNING.

Even moreso that he can do them as a fat middle aged druggie

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Damn. Once you skip past his cringe babbling in the beginning I’m not even gonna try to act like some of those moves aren’t STUNNING.

Even moreso that he can do them as a fat middle aged druggie

I don’t think you lose that kind of talent. He was in Toy Machine’s “Jump off a Building” way before he was famous for Jackass and that’s considered one of the best skate videos of all time.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

He's a fat junkie like Artie Lange. Proof that Italians really are butterscotch niggers.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Still no way near as hateable as Steve-O.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

 

[PogromStallone]

It might be a phone filter trying to make him look more human. This fag is only 45, which isn't young, but holy shit does he look fucked.

Looks like Big Jay,

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Looks like Big Jay,

Masters or Oakerson? Could go either way

 

[Stent]

Looks like Big Jay,

If a nose ring is cool on a middle-aged guy then four nose rings must be four times cooler!

 

[DMAN]

Thought for sure this would be an update on the trash cans wit the fruit flies.

 

[Child..]

His parents had the same kind of value system as those child beauty pageants, or the Jackson 5...My orphanage theory doesn't work here, he looks so much like his parents, but they clearly never loved him and just saw him as something to film and show off, they were recording massive reels of hims as a child on their home cam corder, but in an offputting, circus-y way.