Bah, you cant straighten a crooked rib

[PickleRickle]

You don't know what this means...its jibberish masquerading as critique. You are clearly uneducated.

I want to roll a hot nickel ball on a pussy.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Yeah, Ethiopian jews.

Cliff notes

1-give the basic history from their perspective. The "early life" segment
2-How they ended up in Israel (US congress lobbied by American Jews who felt bad for them after putting in work for American blks in the civil rights movement)
3-Israeli debate on the jewishness of Ethiopian jews. The religious ones had valid objections, the racist secular ones had their own reasons too (I'm sure valid to them)
4-why ethiopian judiam had a lot of Christian influence...why Christianity in ethio has a lot of judaic influence
5-Q&A segment

Ah yes, American and Israeli Jews, well known for their sympathy and empathy.

They felt so bad for Ethiopian Js that they put them in camps and castrated them so Israel would remain a racially pure ethnostate.

You are delusional, even moreso than Paul. You literally didn't know that Somaliland was in civil war with 40% of its territory held by Puntland tribal rebel niggers until I told you about it on this forum. Bruh moment. This is why nobody recognizes that fake and gay country, even its residents don't know what's going on there or where its 'borders' are. To be fair though, they don't know about much anyway because avg IQ is 68 lol

 

[Child..]

Ah yes, American and Israeli Jews, well known for their sympathy and empathy.

They felt so bad for Ethiopian Js that they put them in camps and castrated them so Israel would remain a racially pure ethnostate.

You are delusional, even moreso than Paul. You literally didn't know that Somaliland was in civil war with 40% of its territory held by Puntland tribal rebel niggers until I told you about it on this forum. Bruh moment. This is why nobody recognizes that fake and gay country, even its residents don't know what's going on there or where its 'borders' are. To be fair though, they don't know about much anyway because avg IQ is 68 lol

Stop. There is NO civil war in Somaliland. Khatuumo aka USC are a clan that we oppress and they are fighting back against our oppression. We kill their brightest, and install puppets. Iriqaabo and Las Anod don't even belong to us but we are occupying it, the countryside always belonged to them and during the Isaaq genocide they collab'd with Siad Barre's regime. They are a minority and Puntland only gives them sass and not real support (it can't)...Puntland is too busy feeling envious another Clan is controlling Mogadishu and this clan now has Turkey in its back pocket, while Puntland has no patron. Somaliland has Ethiopia as a patron.

We are the richest, most influential part of the Somalilands (from Djibouti to Malindi) and all broadcasting etc is done in our accent/dialect...all the literature was by Isaaq and we were the first to encounter the outside world. The first Muslim mosque in the UK was built in Cardiff by Isaaq sailors in the British Navy (1899).

We are the REAL "Somalis" and then mixed with ahlul beit and syeds from Arabia fleeing persecution...other Somalis mixed with Oromos, Garre and Bantus and got more niggy. Mogadishu is occupied by AFRICOM troops while Hargeisa is booming, the average construction worker in Hargeisa earns twice the pay one does in Nairobi Kenya.

All the businesses in Djibout are run by Isaaqs...all the routes from Addis Ababa to Djibouti are controlled by Isaaq (a tiny minority) while Ogaden etc are still selling camel hides and ghee, we are connecting high speed internet from Ethiopia to Somaliland.

All the prominent Somalis you see on TV that arent controversial are Isaaq (Raage Omaar for eg, or the gold medalist Mo Farrah) while Puntland can only bring radical and grifters like Ilhan Omer.

We are the first Somalis to learn English (British Somaliland) while Ilhan Omar's people spoke broken Italian and now are forced to adopt English because Italy ain't shit.

Even Al-Shabaab's leadership is all Isaaq but we don't allow them in our territory hehe, we use them like the US uses ISIS (we sic them on our rivals to weaken them). Why not a single Al Shabab terrorist attack in Somaliland? We are the JEWS of the Horn Africa

Seriously, if I go to Somaliland I will be those Isaaqs advocating for the rights of the oppressed Dhulbahanta who the Somaliland deeep state assassinates anyone with any charisma/leadership, and then we install a bumbling lapdog in his place. I don't like it tbh.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Stop. There is NO civil war in Somaliland. Khatuumo aka USC are a clan that we oppress and they are fighting back against our oppression. We kill their brightest, and install puppets. Iriqaabo and Las Anod don't even belong to us but we are occupying it, the countryside always belonged to them and during the Isaaq genocide they collab'd with Siad Barre's regime. They are a minority and Puntland only gives them sass and not real support (it can't)...Puntland is too busy feeling envious another Clan is controlling Mogadishu and this clan now has Turkey in its back pocket, while Puntland has no patron. Somaliland has Ethiopia as a patron.

We are the richest, most influential part of the Somalilands (from Djibouti to Malindi) and all broadcasting etc is done in our accent/dialect...all the literature was by Isaaq and we were the first to encounter the outside world. The first Muslim mosque in the UK was built in Cardiff by Isaaq sailors in the British Navy (1899).

We are the REAL "Somalis" and then mixed with ahlul beit and syeds from Arabia fleeing persecution...other Somalis mixed with Oromos, Garre and Bantus and got more niggy. Mogadishu is occupied by AFRICOM troops while Hargeisa is booming, the average construction worker in Hargeisa earns twice the pay one does in Nairobi Kenya.

All the businesses in Djibout are run by Isaaqs...all the routes from Addis Ababa to Djibouti are controlled by Isaaq (a tiny minority) while Ogaden etc are still selling camel hides and ghee, we are connecting high speed internet from Ethiopia to Somaliland.

All the prominent Somalis you see on TV that arent controversial are Isaaq (Raage Omaar for eg, or the gold medalist Mo Farrah) while Puntland can only bring radical and grifters like Ilhan Omer.

We are the first Somalis to learn English (British Somaliland) while Ilhan Omar's people spoke broken Italian and now are forced to adopt English because Italy ain't shit.

Even Al-Shabaab's leadership is all Isaaq but we don't allow them in our territory hehe, we use them like the US uses ISIS (we sic them on our rivals to weaken them). Why not a single Al Shabab terrorist attack in Somaliland? We are the JEWS of the Horn Africa

Seriously, if I go to Somaliland I will be those Isaaqs advocating for the rights of the oppressed Dhulbahanta who the Somaliland deeep state assassinates anyone with any charisma/leadership, and then we install a bumbling lapdog in his place. I don't like it tbh.

Is this pasta?

 

[Child..]

Is this pasta?

I know you niggas like pictures and photoshop so here goes

Isaaq 1980

Other Somalis, 1980 (forced literacy campaigns):

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

Stop. There is NO civil war in Somaliland. Khatuumo aka USC are a clan that we oppress and they are fighting back against our oppression. We kill their brightest, and install puppets. Iriqaabo and Las Anod don't even belong to us but we are occupying it, the countryside always belonged to them and during the Isaaq genocide they collab'd with Siad Barre's regime. They are a minority and Puntland only gives them sass and not real support (it can't)...Puntland is too busy feeling envious another Clan is controlling Mogadishu and this clan now has Turkey in its back pocket, while Puntland has no patron. Somaliland has Ethiopia as a patron.

We are the richest, most influential part of the Somalilands (from Djibouti to Malindi) and all broadcasting etc is done in our accent/dialect...all the literature was by Isaaq and we were the first to encounter the outside world. The first Muslim mosque in the UK was built in Cardiff by Isaaq sailors in the British Navy (1899).

We are the REAL "Somalis" and then mixed with ahlul beit and syeds from Arabia fleeing persecution...other Somalis mixed with Oromos, Garre and Bantus and got more niggy. Mogadishu is occupied by AFRICOM troops while Hargeisa is booming, the average construction worker in Hargeisa earns twice the pay one does in Nairobi Kenya.

All the businesses in Djibout are run by Isaaqs...all the routes from Addis Ababa to Djibouti are controlled by Isaaq (a tiny minority) while Ogaden etc are still selling camel hides and ghee, we are connecting high speed internet from Ethiopia to Somaliland.

All the prominent Somalis you see on TV that arent controversial are Isaaq (Raage Omaar for eg, or the gold medalist Mo Farrah) while Puntland can only bring radical and grifters like Ilhan Omer.

We are the first Somalis to learn English (British Somaliland) while Ilhan Omar's people spoke broken Italian and now are forced to adopt English because Italy ain't shit.

Even Al-Shabaab's leadership is all Isaaq but we don't allow them in our territory hehe, we use them like the US uses ISIS (we sic them on our rivals to weaken them). Why not a single Al Shabab terrorist attack in Somaliland? We are the JEWS of the Horn Africa

Seriously, if I go to Somaliland I will be those Isaaqs advocating for the rights of the oppressed Dhulbahanta who the Somaliland deeep state assassinates anyone with any charisma/leadership, and then we install a bumbling lapdog in his place. I don't like it tbh.

Who the fuck would read this?


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