Missy, he's eating my face! Haha holee shit.
I thought you only taught him to bite niggers?
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Missy, he's eating my face! Haha holee shit.
I thought you only taught him to bite niggers?
Another one for the Louvre.
You have a gift, Bluester. You see people.
Red Rocket Rosenthal fawkin lives!
Nana's definitely going to be sucking on that red rocket before Dallas' balls drop.
The old queen has been in a penis drought since moving to SC and being away from Geno.
The old queen has been in a penis drought since moving to SC and being away from Geno.
We're so lucky to be experiencing Bluey's Rouge Period in real time.
The joyful and vivid, almost primitivist viscera of the spaghetti sauce & blood, complementing the vermilion shoes & lipstick...exquisite.
This fuckin rules. He does these impressions...
Mommy's shoes on the shelf....(chef's kiss).
You know what? I forgot the Sharpies in my shoehorning, fixed.
Missy Muscles has to be posting dog pics somewhere!!!
That book cover is still laugh out loud hilarious.
instagram.com/dallas_the_malice
You even got the one floppy ear
Hahaha
Hahaha
K3wl
The dog is going to be all about Missy. Not Nana.
I predict Anth going to have that Malinois tearing his weedy little throat out during one of their 4am fights over an unplugged router.
I predict Anth going to have that Malinois tearing his weedy little throat out during one of their 4am fights over an unplugged router.
God I hope Nana sees this. Over and over and over again.