Awkward times at the fashionista slut law firm

[Udders]

I’ve mentioned this before on here, but in 2020, I fucked 18 chicks between ages 19 and 42 off the apps thanks to the lockdowns and nothing being open. Dates were expedited to her place or mine. I think 16 of those 18 let me hit raw. So, you’re not wrong.

At least it wasn't ages 8 to 80.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

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I'm not paying $3 a month for access to this sad menu. For $3 I want to be able to tell her what to insert and where. Fucking whore.

lmao "dick ratings". So it only costs $3 to show her your ugly stiff cock with her consent. What a champion of women.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

lmao "dick ratings". So it only costs $3 to show her your ugly stiff cock with her consent. What a champion of women.

It's almost worth a mass funsters subscription just to flood that hooker's inbox with the worst dick pics the internet has to offer.

 

[PogromStallone]

At least it wasn't ages 8 to 80.

HA HA HOLEEE SHIIIIIIT