Automanic blog is back, baby!!!

[Slackjawed Cow]

Has anyone here ever been in a '32 Deuce coupe? It's so fucking cramped and tiny. There's no way to fuck in one. It'd be a tall order to get your dick sucked in one. Rat Rods generally have the top chopped too so it's even lower. I know this for a fact because I've actually got to drive them, unlike Torque Tomlinson.

Not to mention the term " rat rod" didnt start until the 90s. He is such a phony. He hates his boring midwest reality that has to make up these fantasies of actually being interesting.

 

[Beavis]

Four grand for maintenance in the first 10 years? Who has four grand just lying around?

 

[ChimpanZ]

Idk I agree wit pat here, getting a new battery pack can cost more than the original msrp of the car itself. But he is just writing this because fuck Elon

 

[guest]

His backstory includes details about how his parents banged. It’s a good thing he put that in there.
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Was watching TV with my old lady and the PBR Bull Riding Championships came on. One of the big sponsors was none other than Lucas Oil! Suprisingly, the rodeo clowns were not wearing fishnets and high heels like they do in Milwaukee.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

The biggest issue that he didn't touch, is the charger. It's crazy how much shit they need to do to your home wiring to get the tesla charger going.
Plus, most electrical grids can't handle whole neighborhoods of people charging their cars when they get home.
Electric cars are bullshit, but I don't think piggy wants to make that point. Just wants to whine about tesla.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Oopsie doodles!



Maybe next time don't make your conclusions and work backwards, fatso!

This is just wrong. I know its instinctually wrong but if someone proves me wrong i’ll take the egg on my face. There is no fucking way maintaining a Tesla is cheaper than maintaining any regular car pre 2010. Compare the costs of a Tesla battery to the others. And you know whats the biggest advantage other automakers have over Tesla? You can actually work on the fucking car. (As long as its not one of those Ford F150 electrics with the body in the undercarriage.)

Do we want to own Pat so bad we like Tesla now? They’re fucking garbage, funster.

 

[RickReternal]

His backstory includes details about how his parents banged. It’s a good thing he put that in there.
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His mom getting creamed distracted me from the retardation of “My name is Torque Wheeler.” No, it’s not. That’s obviously a pseudonym and it should be used as such.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The biggest issue that he didn't touch, is the charger. It's crazy how much shit they need to do to your home wiring to get the tesla charger going.
Plus, most electrical grids can't handle whole neighborhoods of people charging their cars when they get home.
Electric cars are bullshit, but I don't think piggy wants to make that point. Just wants to whine about tesla.

Pat spent a whole afternoon tweeting about other electric car options just because he hates elon. His envy over elon haunts him. Electric cars still have a ways to go to be as practical as a combustion engine car no matter what company built them.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Hybrid engines are the worst era in F1. Fuel economy as a sport stinks.
However, you won't see me make a fake blog that my mother took it doggystyle in the back of a Fiat Punto by Nikki Lauda so I can stick it to the FIA for getting rid of v12 and V10 engines

My Dad was a rodeo clown who got rawdogged by a confused, coked up James Hunt..

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

His backstory includes details about how his parents banged. It’s a good thing he put that in there.
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How old is Torque Wheeler? Even if his parents fucked in a 30 year old car, that would make Torque 60 fucking years old.

 

[Stent]

People buy cars for less than perfectly rational reasons? Wow. The car companies never figured that out.

 

[BudDickman]

Pat should create a writer persona called Penn Writersly and use it write his first novel in four years.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Sometimes, specifically when Fatrick exposes electric cars or denies Israel's right to exist, i have to agree with him.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Do you remember when he posted about his blog to his audience of fifty thousand and gained two followers? Man that was embarrassing

 

[DMbA]

If you ask Bams kid Adidas where he was conceived he can say it was a in 1983 hood rat

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I can’t believe Pat thinks it’s out of the ordinary for a car company to charge more for certain colors. Pretty much all the brands do it - sometimes it’s 300-500 bucks for red (Mazda has been doing this years) or 1-2k depending on what model / company. Jeep Wrangler does 1-2 special colors each year that they will only put on a limited number of Wranglers that makes it more valuable. That’s why you’ll sometimes see a Wrangler with a very “loud” color like bright yellow, gecko green, electric blue, etc and charge more that special color. For a “car guy” that sold cars he sure doesn’t know shit about cars. Plus he’s poor so it makes him very angry he can’t buy a new or even decent used car.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I can’t believe Pat thinks it’s out of the ordinary for a car company to charge more for certain colors. Pretty much all the brands do it - sometimes it’s 300-500 bucks for red (Mazda has been doing this years) or 1-2k depending on what model / company. Jeep Wrangler does 1-2 special colors each year that they will only put on a limited number of Wranglers that makes it more valuable. That’s why you’ll sometimes see a Wrangler with a very “loud” color like bright yellow, gecko green, electric blue, etc and charge more that special color. For a “car guy” that sold cars he sure doesn’t know shit about cars. Plus he’s poor so it makes him very angry he can’t buy a new or even decent used car.

Pats own faggot edition Mustang was purchased in a specific color, Highland green which was only for the Bullitt.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pats own faggot edition Mustang was purchased in a specific color, Highland green which was only for the Bullitt.

I can’t wait for his engine to go on that piece of shit. He could only afford another old beat up piece of shit at this point.

 

[FezFuckedBabyLove]

sure would be a shame if automanic got hit with a DMCA claim. I'm not planning on doing it or anything, just pointing that out. I own the rights to a few tesla pictures btw