Attn: Rascals... all ConFusion "hijinks" prep has moved to the secret board and PMs

[42069]

Barring a miracle my caper of having a woman flirt with Patrick is a no go.

 

[N64 Cube]

I posted the link to the secret forum’s back up forum…on the secret forum. Also, everyone check your dm’s

 

[Easily_Remembered]

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

I almost want to ask for a secret forum invite (used to be on there) but I'm still waiting for this lawsuit business to be finished and done with.

 

[ISO__JOE]

Can someone shoot me an invite to the secret forum too.

 

[guest]

Can someone shoot me an invite to the secret forum too.

I'll send you one of mine. I have 3 or 4.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Secret forum OG here. Let me back in, faggots. I have some ideas.

 

[PogromStallone]

I once asked "Who's dick do I have to suck to get access to the secret forums?". I've now sucked 5 dicks , yet still don't have access. I'm beginning to believe that it doesn't exist and is just some type of blowjob pyramid scheme.

The only requirement for entry is that you haven't sucked any dicks, which is why it's so sparsely populated.

 

[UnPRePared]

Another year, another no-invite to the secret forum.

I'm the most famous (living) member you have here, and I named my last album as a sleight to our favorite lolcow, what's it going to take?

Sniff.

 

[captainjapan]

This blint thinks he's more famous than Quasi

 

[Phish]

My favorite part about the bit is hell have no idea anything happened until AFTER the con. Hell go all day thinking “psst stupid cyberatalkers are too stupid to penetrate our airtight security”. Only for the fallout to start slowly unraveling.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

REMINDER: you can only enter the secret forum with your VPN set to 'Milwaukee'

 

[guest]

He's such a fat fucking retard. Convincing himself that he's there on "business".

Hey Fat, when nobody shows up to a book signing is there really one being held? I'm excited for another "Lonley Rick" pic to photoshop.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]