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Two things:

First, bigger keyboard, I should buy one so I don't hit the wrong keys, like I do on the small landscape keyboard.

Second, can every last person here, please use second line or a service of your choice, to just in the next few hours text him, you're welcome for the new phone, signed a taxpayer? If he gets 50 of those his fucking brain will break.

Edit: He literally said for HIS money, from what job?
 

wbgreen

May St. Mel bless you
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If he has that kind of money, why not get the new iPhone? Why is Pat the only so-called professional in a creative field who does not own a Mac? Does Apple's proposal to scan devices for child porn scare him off? Put 2 and 2 together, it seems it has.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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" the wow factor from other people"

This guy is just starving for any attention. Always worried what other people think about him. Self conscious fool. Its the same insecurities that got him into a losing LOLsuit and getting recorded 5 times looking like an idiot.
 

Coonskin

Don't thank the felon, Keith
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Nice deal stupid
 

Clint Ruin

I'm sorry, who are you?
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16, dick, cellphone contract intricacies, but when I used a Galaxy S10 I bought it new no-contract for far less than 1k. Hes saying he just got 1k for trading in an old one?

Yeah, he's a fucking liar. No one is getting a $1k trade-in for a three year old s10.

Edit: yeah, took a minute of googling to find out an s10 in like-new condition is worth $400-$450 for a trade in, I don't know why this dumb cunt is pretending he got a better deal, if you're gonna larp as a successful author, you'd think you'd lie about not needing a trade, but not our special boy. He lies so habitually, there's no upside in half his lies, they're just fibbing for the sake of it.
 
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