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God gives you these dreams to punish you for your mortal sins, murdererster
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Because you’re a faggot.
God gives you these dreams to punish you for your mortal sins, murdererster
If you die in your dream you die in real life
It doesn't seem to be working.Maybe He’s trying to humble me.
Spiritual warfare is a very real thing.
Throughout my life, I will go into cycles where I have sleep paralysis, and in the "dream", I am in bed, exactly in the same position I am lying in, everything. It's almost like I am watching myself.
But there will always be a shadow being at the foot of the bed, antagonizing me. In some dreams, he makes me levitate, and in one dream he grabbed me by the collar of my shirt and violently pulled me up, and I could FEEL it.
Even in the dream, I knew that I could banish it by invoking the name of Jesus. The problem is, of course, I had sleep paralysis, so it was difficult to talk. I would try to form words, but I would just moan. My wife would wake me up, telling me that I was moaning in my sleep, and one time she woke me up and I saw a massive shadow in our bedroom doorway, before it fled.
There is some sort of connection between dreams and spirituality that I just can't figure out. Even in the Bible, if you remember, God and His angels often communicated through dreams.
Ignore the Redditors who are going to hit you with an "ACKSHULLY". Spiritual warfare is a real thing, and the enemies' motive is to wear you down, discourage you, and break you. God says that we are not given a spirit of fear - fear, like all negative emotions, empowers them. Deprive them of this.
If God is for you, who can be against you?
I thought there would be a twist where Biden shit his pants in front of the two of you.We then got an invite to meet the President, as he was a very popular youtuber. But they told us we had to be respectful and no "UH OH STINKY". So Biden comes out and shakes Patrick's hand, and of course he goes "UH OH STINKY" and shits his pants. Biden is disgusted and goes "What the hell is the matter with you?"
There was a religious store in one of the malls near me when I was growing up where my parents bought me an action figure with all of the terms on the pieces of armor (Faith on the Shield, Righteousness on the Breastplate, etc). I have nothing to add except it was a cool toy.The Armor of God
10 Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. 11 Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes. 12 For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. 13 Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand. 14 Stand firm then, with the belt of truth buckled around your waist, with the breastplate of righteousness in place, 15 and with your feet fitted with the readiness that comes from the gospel of peace. 16 In addition to all this, take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming arrows of the evil one. 17 Take the helmet of salvation and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God.
I’ve seen them as clear as day in the same way you describe, I’ve seen them outside my dreams after waking up, people will explain it’s lingering dream state or something but like you, I felt them physically.
No love is in them, not a shred of it. Pure absolute hatred.
They stay in families, I saw them when I was 15 or so and I had no idea about anything like that, I wasn’t sub consciously conjuring them up.
I believe they plague me because of my family, and they left me alone for years because I was living in a way that they abide. Now I’m trying not to, and they’re back, they won’t do anything to you in this life if you’re already serving them and seperate from the living God.
I’ve no doubt most of it is prelest, like @Turry Fawks says, but I have without any shadow of a doubt been plagued with something.
I pray for two things, for the Lord to test me with every trial that I can withstand and that is needed to humble me to where I should be, and to save me through his grace. We’re saved through works, just not our own and I know he can save us all through grace alone, it’s the only way. If we deserved it, grace wouldn’t be grace.
Anyone here fedora maxxing us, swear off sin as much as you can and obey Christ as much as you can, and see how these things come for you. They certainly will.
Not a very strong argument since being a moody woman was enough to get you locked up back then.You're exactly the type of person that gets thrown into a Looney Bin in the 1940s.
You're exactly the type of person that gets thrown into a Looney Bin in the 1940s. Locked in a padded room, fighting demons that only you see. But those goddamn liberals had to have compassion for the mentally ill.
What does that even mean? I’m not crazy at all. You are. You watch porn and worship celebrities and idolise Baal.
You're a schizophrenic narcissist who wants validation that the evil spirits you've been fighting since you were a teenager are real.
You've admitted to taking meds before for this issue but stopped taking them because you want to communicate with Jesus better or something. So you're hearing the voices in your head again, but want your internet friends at onaforums to affirm that you're not crazy.
Seriously, get back on your meds before you hurt yourself or others.
Existing comfortably in this evil world like you do, worshiping porn and pop singers is crazy.
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