Astral realm battle update.

[NoBacon]

Last night wasn’t a good night. I lost ground in the war.

It was one of those things where you keep waking up from a night terror, but you haven’t actually woken up, and you’re stuck in an endless loop for what feels like days and you feel exhausted. Even when you do actually wake up for real, if you close your eyes again you go immediately back into the terror loop.

They won this battle, but if they think they’re breaking my immortal spirit, they’re out of their fucking minds. See you next time, pussies.

 

[Sue2]

I think too much chocolate milk before bed causes this

 

[Chive Turkey]

That's what you get for eating pizza before bed, crusaderster.

 

[PickleRickle]

I once had a waking loop where my TV was turned on (my tv is at the foot of my bed) a humanoid scorpion was walking along these rocky fields, the scorpion looked at me laying in bed through the television, sucked me into the TV, and fucking ate me. I woke up for real after being devoured. Shit was fucked. Havent had a vivid dream since.

I have some truly depressing cyclical nightmares I wont bring up, but other than that, s'all good.

 

[Chive Turkey]

If you fags drank yourselves into an alcoholic coma every night like real men you wouldn't be experiencing these issues. I'm sorry you're so stupid, I can't help you.

 

[NoBacon]

I once had a waking loop where my TV was turned on (my tv is at the foot of my bed) a humanoid scorpion was walking along these rocky fields, the scorpion looked at me laying in bed through the television, sucked me into the TV, and fucking ate me. I woke up for real after being devoured. Shit was fucked. Havent had a vivid dream since.

I have some truly depressing cyclical nightmares I wont bring up, but other than that, s'all good.

They hate us because we are superior to them. We have authority over them, they will make you think otherwise.

Keep fighting the good fight, brotherman.

 

[NoBacon]

I think too much chocolate milk before bed causes this

The incorrect midwit rational explanation is it’s some kind of PTSD/feelings of being trapped in situations or whatever.

The real reason is spiritual warfare with dark entities. If you aren’t challenging them they will leave you be, you’re already doing what they want living a life that pleases them so why would they fuck with you?

 

[FranksWirecutters]

If you fags drank yourselves into an alcoholic coma every night like real men you wouldn't be experiencing these issues. I'm sorry you're so stupid, I can't help you.

I don't even remember what not being slightly hungover feels like.

 

[Hoolies]

 

[Sue2]

The incorrect midwit rational explanation is it’s some kind of PTSD/feelings of being trapped in situations or whatever.

The real reason is spiritual warfare with dark entities. If you aren’t challenging them they will leave you be, you’re already doing what they want living a life that pleases them so why would they fuck with you?

I didn’t say it was PTSD i said it was too much sugary drinks before bedtime

 

[aRTie02150]

This is why my mom told me not to eat spicy pork rinds before going to sleep.

 

[NoBacon]

I didn’t say it was PTSD i said it was too much sugary drinks before bedtime

yeah and I ignored you, let’s talk real sue

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Is it possible it’s the angry, vengeful spirit of the fetus you mutilated in utero?

 

[Africa.com]

Dang.

 

[Jenna]

So I had a Patrick dream last night. Me and him were co-producers of a popular youtube show, he'd go into public places and start shouting "UH OH STINKY UH OH STINKY" and then shit his pants, then keep screaming "UH OH STINKY" and pointing at his shit before security had to physically escort him out. I meanwhile would be filming the entire thing. We first did it at a (baseball? football?) stadium and other people noticed and were filming as well.

We then got an invite to meet the President, as he was a very popular youtuber. But they told us we had to be respectful and no "UH OH STINKY". So Biden comes out and shakes Patrick's hand, and of course he goes "UH OH STINKY" and shits his pants. Biden is disgusted and goes "What the hell is the matter with you?" before being escorted away, and Secret Service takes me into an interrogation room. I argue deliberately shitting your pants in the presence of the President is not an assault or crime under any circumstances, but they're not buying it. Then I woke up.

@NoBacon what is the astral realm trying to tell me

 

[Nick Gerlips]

What are you doing in your sleep? I don't get it.

 

[NoBacon]

So I had a Patrick dream last night. Me and him were co-producers of a popular youtube show, he'd go into public places and start shouting "UH OH STINKY UH OH STINKY" and then shit his pants, then keep screaming "UH OH STINKY" and pointing at his shit before security had to physically escort him out. I meanwhile would be filming the entire thing. We first did it at a (baseball? football?) stadium and other people noticed and were filming as well.

We then got an invite to meet the President, as he was a very popular youtuber. But they told us we had to be respectful and no "UH OH STINKY". So Biden comes out and shakes Patrick's hand, and of course he goes "UH OH STINKY" and shits his pants. Biden is disgusted and goes "What the hell is the matter with you?" before being escorted away, and Secret Service takes me into an interrogation room. I argue deliberately shitting your pants in the presence of the President is not an assault or crime under any circumstances, but they're not buying it. Then I woke up.

@NoBacon what is the astral realm trying to tell me

With writing like this, you’ll definitely make it on SNL!

 

[NoBacon]

What are you doing in your sleep? I don't get it.

I ask you to look in the mirror, and ask yourselves what are you doing in this time of great challenge? What are you doing to unlock minds? Once you unlock a mind, once you unlock somebody, then they can unlock their soul. We can't unlock a soul, only God can do that. But we can unlock minds.

And once the mind is unlocked, once the intellect is turned on, then comes the discernment, then comes the awakening of the soul, then comes true enlightenment and empowerment. So the globalists seek to make you a bunch of jealous, stunted, weak, backstabbing, gibbering demons. All of us have the lower elements and the higher. We must strive for the higher. Stay with us!

 

[Jenna]

With writing like this, you’ll definitely make it on SNL!

I'm not trying to make a joke, this was my actual dream. After getting kicked out of the stadium, me and Patrick went into a sprinter van with a glass partition, I was driving and he was in the back cleaning up his ass and putting on new shorts. He was a complete childish retard on-camera screaming "UH OH STINKY" but then when it was just me and him he was calm and professional about it. Making sure I got all the right angles, discussing the Biden invitation, but I was keeping my eyes on the road and not watching him clean his filthy asshole.

I know you unironically consider yourself the savior of mankind, and think God needs you to fight demons in your dreams, so why would Our Lord give such a wacky, silly dream to your sworn enemy Jenna?

 

[NoBacon]

I know you unironically consider yourself the savior of mankind, and think God needs you to fight demons in your dreams, so why would Our Lord give such a wacky, silly dream to your sworn enemy Jenna?

Because you’re a faggot.