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Assuming Pat is 6 foot (doesn’t he say he’s 6’ 2”? I can’t recall)

Torque’sHeadBump

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There’s no way in hell he is 225. Let’s be generous and say he’s put on 5 pounds over the past THREE GODDAMN YEARS. That makes him 230lbs.

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While BMI is sometimes seen as a flawed measurement system, people do use it a lot.

A BMI over 30 indicates a person is in the obese range.

I’ll even shit on myself here. I’m early 30s and 5’10, weigh 175. My BMI is 25.2. That makes me overweight. But hey, I’m workin’ on it!

Pat, you’ll only get help once you admit your fat. From there, the journey can begin and you can get into skilled fighter shape.
 

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No one cares if someone is fat. We’re all surrounded by fat fucks every day, many of us included I’m sure. On an island, it’s one of the least hateable things about him.

His obsession with denying it is the funny part, which is why it’s so goddamn fun to sneak it in as part of another insult to double up.

“Your fridge is too big for your small kitchen you fat fuck.”
“Wrong on both accounts, stlaker.”
 

TorqueWheeler

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No one cares if someone is fat. We’re all surrounded by fat fucks every day, many of us included I’m sure. On an island, it’s one of the least hateable things about him.

His obsession with denying it is the funny part, which is why it’s so goddamn fun to sneak it in as part of another insult to double up.

“Your fridge is too big for your small kitchen you fat fuck.”
“Wrong on both accounts, atalker.”
Honestly, if he'd just said "yeah I eat what I want and I put on weight. So what?" there wouldn't have been even half as much focus on it.
 

NoBacon

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No one cares if someone is fat. We’re all surrounded by fat fucks every day, many of us included I’m sure. On an island, it’s one of the least hateable things about him.

His obsession with denying it is the funny part, which is why it’s so goddamn fun to sneak it in as part of another insult to double up.

“Your fridge is too big for your small kitchen you fat fuck.”
“Wrong on both accounts, atalker.”

I really do hate fat people, though. Some, I assume, are good people but in general I hate anyone who hasn’t got the basic human dignity to not be fat and physically incapable. It takes almost no time or effort to exert yourself 10 minutes a day.

I’m not saying everyone should be ripped, I’m certainly not, but just don’t be fat. It’s not difficult.
 

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he says on Stricly Stalking and on Twitter that he's 6'0 and 225lbs, which already puts him at an obese BMI of 30.5

you'd have to go back to 2014 to find a claim of his that puts him below obesity, he says on a set that he's 220lbs, and even then that's JUSSSSSSSST under obese at 29.8

here's him in 2019 claiming he's not obese, which is a lie https://archive.fo/NRxOb
 
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It’s important to remember, he’s not 6 feet tall as well. He’s probably 5’10”. He has the Joe complex where there close enough to 6 feet tall so they claim it because they think that makes them a giant. I’m 6’3” and it rarely comes up that I’m a big guy. They’re fucking fat faggots is what I’m getting at.
 

NoBacon

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It’s important to remember, he’s not 6 feet tall as well. He’s probably 5’10”. He has the Joe complex where there close enough to 6 feet tall so they claim it because they think that makes them a giant. I’m 6’3” and it rarely comes up that I’m a big guy. They’re fucking fat faggots is what I’m getting at.

I’ve never understood people who are proud of their height, it’s like being proud of your age or something.

That being said, I’m proud I’m white.
 

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It’s important to remember, he’s not 6 feet tall as well. He’s probably 5’10”. He has the Joe complex where there close enough to 6 feet tall so they claim it because they think that makes them a giant. I’m 6’3” and it rarely comes up that I’m a big guy. They’re fucking fat faggots is what I’m getting at.
Technicality Tomlinson 100% lists his height in shoes to reach the 6 footers club.
 

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he says on Stricly Stalking and on Twitter that he's 6'0 and 225lbs, which already puts him at an obese BMI of 30.5

you'd have to go back to 2014 to find a claim of his that puts him below obesity, he says on a set that he's 220lbs, and even then that's JUSSSSSSSST under obese at 29.8

here's him in 2019 claiming he's not obese, which is a lie https://archive.fo/NRxOb
Can't locate it but there was one him claiming on reddit to be 204 with a new better wife
 
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I really do hate fat people, though. Some, I assume, are good people but in general I hate anyone who hasn’t got the basic human dignity to not be fat and physically incapable. It takes almost no time or effort to exert yourself 10 minutes a day.

I’m not saying everyone should be ripped, I’m certainly not, but just don’t be fat. It’s not difficult.
There's a link between weight and family status. It is far easier to be a self absorbed single, failure to launch type and thin. I still go to the gym, but I can't just waste hours on something so trite, nor do I want to control my intake to the point that yesterday before we went to the game that I didn't eat shit, just like today, I'm eating here, punching out for the next 4 hours. Tear me apart.
 

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There's a link between weight and family status. It is far easier to be a self absorbed single, failure to launch type and thin. I still go to the gym, but I can't just waste hours on something so trite, nor do I want to control my intake to the point that yesterday before we went to the game that I didn't eat shit, just like today, I'm eating here, punching out for the next 4 hours. Tear me apart.
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NoBacon

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There's a link between weight and family status. It is far easier to be a self absorbed single, failure to launch type and thin. I still go to the gym, but I can't just waste hours on something so trite, nor do I want to control my intake to the point that yesterday before we went to the game that I didn't eat shit, just like today, I'm eating here, punching out for the next 4 hours. Tear me apart.

I don’t think you understand my definition of fat. Carrying extra lbs is totally fine if you’re still physically capable. Like andy Ruiz jr is fat but I don’t hate him like I hate fat people because he’s still strong / capable.

Having a family and being busy is no excuse for being so out of shape you can’t do push ups, for example I’m friends with someone and he couldn’t carry his girlfriend on his shoulders at a concert, so I had to do it. How humiliating is that for him? He doesn’t even care. That’s what I hate. Fat is jsut easier than explaining all the above.
 

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I don’t think you understand my definition of fat. Carrying extra lbs is totally fine if you’re still physically capable. Like andy Ruiz jr is fat but I don’t hate him like I hate fat people because he’s still strong / capable.

Having a family and being busy is no excuse for being so out of shape you can’t do push ups, for example I’m friends with someone and he couldn’t carry his girlfriend on his shoulders at a concert, so I had to do it. How humiliating is that for him? He doesn’t even care. That’s what I hate. Fat is jsut easier than explaining all the above.
Soft and weak Erock niggers
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NoBacon

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Yeah exactly, you should be in a physical condition where niggers size you up and pick someone else to rape or steal from,

They are cowards and that’s why they go for the old, women and people that look like Eric Hildeman and Erock.

I personally don’t want to be fat but I won’t hate you on a genetic mortal enemy level if you’re fat but still lift weights etc. there’s no excuse for not doing so as a man.
 
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