Ask a fag anything

[Sue Lightning]

How much of an occupational hazard is faeces during homosexual intercourse? I remember working a silver service banquet job when I was 18 or 19 where half of the staff were out of work actors. Once, during a smoke break, I overheard a group of fruity fun boys comparing their last weekend. One of them had got taken home by an older man who shafted him until the young guy "shat all over his sheets." The rest of them cackled away at this as if it was par for the course and I remember feeling like I wanted to phone my mummy to come and get me.

If you’re fucking a gay guy with experience the chances are near 0. Gay dudes know all the tricks to wash out their asses and give themselves enemas just in case. I mean its literally the only hole they have and its used for shitting so you gotta make it presentable. Or else forever be known as the fag who cant clean his ass.

 

[The Talking Dead]

How much of an occupational hazard is faeces during homosexual intercourse? I remember working a silver service banquet job when I was 18 or 19 where half of the staff were out of work actors. Once, during a smoke break, I overheard a group of fruity fun boys comparing their last weekend. One of them had got taken home by an older man who shafted him until the young guy "shat all over his sheets." The rest of them cackled away at this as if it was par for the course and I remember feeling like I wanted to phone my mummy to come and get me.

I remember Carol's stories from the cruise ship when he did Dan's podcast. Him talking about that guy's mushroom cock infection legitimately made me feel queasy.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Or else forever be known as the fag who cant clean his ass.

That you?

 

[Imager]

I remember Carol's stories from the cruise ship when he did Dan's podcast. Him talking about that guy's mushroom cock infection legitimately made me feel queasy.

I came here literally to ask if Sue has ever seen mushroom dick.

Have ya, Sue?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

How important is the PrEP?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I have 2 gay friends, one doesn't care that I call shit gay, the other one does, who's right?

 

[Sue Lightning]

I came here literally to ask if Sue has ever seen mushroom dick.

Have ya, Sue?

No. And I don’t think i want to…

 

[Meownaw]

Do what? Bust fat loads? I don't think it can be taught, sport.

See the thread title is called Ask a Fag anything. So I asked you anything.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I have 2 gay friends, one doesn't care that I call shit gay, the other one does, who's right?

Thats a tough one dude. To me it doesn’t matter. I understand the faggot outrage because thats a “slur” and if someone really wanted to insult a gay dude they would go “YOU FUCKING FAGGOT” but describing things as gay? Who gives a shit. No ones saying “Hey that thing is homosexual”. Just like how when people say shit is retarded they’re not saying it has literal down syndrome.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

What's the appeal of the ball bag.

 

[Sue Lightning]

What's the appeal of the ball bag.

Shinkle bout it, the dick would look kinda weird without the ball bag.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Was it really cold out there?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Shinkle bout it, the dick would look kinda weird without the ball bag.

What's the appeal of the dick.

 

[Sue Lightning]

What's the appeal of the dick.

Fuck if i know. If i had to guess and base it off my personal preference its because vaginas are truly alien entities. They bleed every month, they discharge, the externals look like a fucking offworld plant life form, they taste like shit, i could go on. Dicks are pretty simple in comparison.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Thats a tough one dude. To me it doesn’t matter. I understand the faggot outrage because thats a “slur” and if someone really wanted to insult a gay dude they would go “YOU FUCKING FAGGOT” but describing things as gay? Who gives a shit. No ones saying “Hey that thing is homosexual”. Just like how when people say shit is retarded they’re not saying it has literal down syndrome.

This response has literal down syndrome.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

See the thread title is called Ask a Fag anything. So I asked you anything.

I hate you so fucking much.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I have another question for the fag; why is Meownaw such a back-sassing cunt piece of shit bastard?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Fuck if i know. If i had to guess and base it off my personal preference its because vaginas are truly alien entities. They bleed every month, they discharge, the externals look like a fucking offworld plant life form, they taste like shit, i could go on. Dicks are pretty simple in comparison.

Was indulging in homosexuality your attempt at living a simple life?

 

[Meownaw]

I have another question for the fag; why is Meownaw such a back-sassing cunt piece of shit bastard?

It was a low hanging fruit I couldn't resist. I say we come to a truce. You admit you never sent that photo and I'll watch the entirety of Warriors of Virtue. Deal?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It was a low hanging fruit I couldn't resist. I say we come to a truce. You admit you never sent that photo and I'll watch the entirety of Warriors of Virtue. Deal?

I swear on my Oscar statue that I put it in the mail.