"As usual, they're pretty light"

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

His unearned confidence is perplexing.
As is his weight

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I will stop Patposting if any actual publisher publishes this book.

No chance, Pigman.

 

[Carlo Hambino]

“This is dedicated to Annabelle, I’d love to be in your life, but tweeting all day is more important to me, find your own way home, child.”

 

[guest]

Stephen King-size over here lmao

 

[guest]

You know what else is pretty light?

Him.

In the loafers.

 

[PickleRickle]

"back to the word mines"
pulls out cockney exclusive thesaurus

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Of course he says “it’s light” because he’s the greatest writer ever and there’s NO NEED to change much of his work. If it came from Pat it’s gold according to Pat. He might be the most insecure man alive. And fat.

 

[guest]

"back to the word mines"
pulls out cockney exclusive thesaurus

His mouth is a cock exclusive thesaurus.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

“This is dedicated to Annabelle, I’d love to be in your life, but tweeting all day is more important to me, find your own way home, child.”

Beautiful, I welled up reading this
/Slow clap

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Stephen King-size over here lmao

Orson Scott Lard

 

[guest]

Orson Scott Lard

Alexander CUCKsley

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Alexander CUCKsley

Edgar Allen Poe-boy sandwich
Anne Rice Pudding
Jack Ketchup

 

[quasi101]

“This is dedicated to Annabelle, I’d love to be in your life, but tweeting all day is more important to me, find your own way home, child.”

I could have paid for your college but i needed to spend 200k+ to get a review that said "not good" removed (and still failed).

 

[guest]

Edgar Allen Poe-boy sandwich
Anne Rice Pudding
Jack Ketchup

William S. Burritos
Hunter S. Slobson
Anne Ice cream

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I could have paid for your college

She's got Pat DNA, she's not going to college.

 

[guest]

She's got Pat DNA, she's not going to college.

Why, they shut down clown college or sumptin?

Tsssss

 

[HomeRunCumia]

Assuming this is true on any level "avenge 10 edited pages a day", he basically just admitted that he in fact got a lot of notes back, no?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Assuming this is true on any level "avenge 10 edited pages a day", he basically just admitted that he in fact got a lot of notes back, no?

That’s what it sounds like to me - especially 10 pages a day for how long? It’s not like he has anything else to do.

 

[guest]

When Pat says his agent's rewrite notes are light, I'm sure he's being honest. "Bin it" is only two words.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

I could have paid for your college but i needed to spend 200k+ to get a review that said "not good" removed (and still failed).

lol, college. She’ll be selling homemade earrings on a picnic table just outside of Portage with her 3 mulatto bastards before the end of the decade.