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I have a comfortable life with a decent job and time to pursue my hobbies--pretty sweet gig. I'm not unhappy. I want something more but I don't know what it is and that's been in the back of my mind for years.
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Maybe try hitting a meeting and then an open mic.I have a comfortable life with a decent job and time to pursue my hobbies--pretty sweet gig. I'm not unhappy. I want something more but I don't know what it is and that's been in the back of my mind for years.
God be with u, no bs.i know this is a troll thread but I'm fucking miserable
the only thing that's keeping me from necking myself is the release of Elder Scrolls 6....
EDIT: i recently got a super duper stem cell transplant to help cure my Non Hodgkins lymphoma...it looks like it's going to work and I'm like "What the fuck was the point?"....
Are you telling me the funny waiter is really a sad clown? Sir I find that hard to believe.i know this is a troll thread but I'm fucking miserable
the only thing that's keeping me from necking myself is the release of Elder Scrolls 6....
EDIT: i recently got a super duper stem cell transplant to help cure my Non Hodgkins lymphoma...it looks like it's going to work and I'm like "What the fuck was the point?"....
I can't read.How many science fiction books have you written? Oh yeah, 0? Fucking loser.
there are people who have it much worse than me.....God be with u, no bs.
Good. I don't want you to kill yourself, even though you annoy me. Life is still worth living, brother.there are people who have it much worse than me.....
honestly- I don't have the guts to kill myself
i know this is a troll thread but I'm fucking miserable
the only thing that's keeping me from necking myself is the release of Elder Scrolls 6....
EDIT: i recently got a super duper stem cell transplant to help cure my Non Hodgkins lymphoma...it looks like it's going to work and I'm like "What the fuck was the point?"....
Seconding this. You're a fag and you stink but you're our stinky fag @johnnynoname. Don't do anything you couldn't regret later.Good. I don't want you to kill yourself, even though you annoy me. Life is still worth living, brother.
I hope you get to fuck Kennedy, JohnnynonameKennedy on "Fox Business" makes me happy for an hour...she's a fun gal, very jolie laide and talks out the side of her mouth.
She would get my Portland wrestling references
Why? Don't say Jews.
The company I work for is going down the shitter. On the inside I feel like I lack marketable skills, but on the outside I don't really and I'm super valuable at this company but don't get the props I deserve. I'm too much of a pussy to leave because of external circumstances, and I've been at the same place for so long I'm like a domesticated kitty cat. The anxiety I feel on a daily basis seems to be shrinking my penis.Why? Don't say Jews.
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