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Is that the official SFWA app?
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He's such a lying asshole trying to look rich. He said he traded his old phone in for a G in credit. I think he paid like $800 for that folding piece of shit. If he had the insurance he could just get it replaced but he's probably too poor for that.
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I believe so, so it might not be the phone, but something, something.
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Is it available on your Mac PC and Mac IPhone?
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@Samsung FUCKING GOOKS GIVE THE PIG A NEW PHONE OR HE'LL ANGRILY TWEET ABOUT IT
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Little chat about what? They’re not replacing your phone unless you have insurance, idiot. You’re just going to be yelling at some Indian in a call center who has no power to do anything.
I would have loved to watch his meltdown after he realized he took his phone into the water. Fat fuck probably flew off the handle like he did to the pizza shop manager and embarrassed everybody. Fortunately Niki was there to calm everything down.
“$1800 NIKI! IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE WATERPROOF WHAT THE FUCK!”
I would have loved to watch his meltdown after he realized he took his phone into the water. Fat fuck probably flew off the handle like he did to the pizza shop manager and embarrassed everybody. Fortunately Niki was there to calm everything down.
“$1800 NIKI! IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE WATERPROOF WHAT THE FUCK!”
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I have about the cheapest Samsung I could find. It does what I need it to do.
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What kind of 6-figure author would need to trade their old phone in order to afford a new fancy gimmick phone?
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I just checked, and I paid $350 a couple of years ago for the Google Pixel that I still use. It does everything Pat's retarded phone does except it doesn't fold in half. I'm sure he's embellishing somehow when he says $1800 for who knows what reason. Either way, he's retarded and fat.
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Holy shit you know he had some crazy retard temper tantrum that Niki had to defuse quickly. I bet she keeps some emergency meds in her bag for when Pat has an “episode”
Even worse - he had to ask her multiple times to use her phone so he could go on twitter to yell at trolls and call people stupid. What a pathetic and sad life she’s stuck in.
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By frying one of his cameras he’s referring to the process of nuking the memory card when the alphabet people start sniffing around
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Fuck her. She's just as much of a cunt as he.
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I agree, I don’t feel bad for her at all. She just must live the most pathetic life, no wonder she’s on so many meds.
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He didn’t do it on purpose. He fucked up, realized it was in his pocket and freaked out but of course he’s always right and never made a mistake in his whole life so it’s Samsungs fault for telling him it’s ok to go snorkeling in salt water with your phone in your pants. I’m sorry you’re so stupid, baby infant child.
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other theory.
Fat rube from Wisconsin is descending the rope ladder in his shorts and bottle opener flip flops because he is 140iq.
phone and car key fall out of pocket, fatty has to hustle down to retrieve them but only finds his phone.
Patrick has a 140iq tweet crafting workshop back at the hotel where he looks up the spec of the phone and 'crafts' a tweet that coincidentally cites the details of the event wherein the phone was only subjected to conditions within the manufacturers specifications. Then expects everyone to believe him, sympathize with him and for Samsung to engage with him and give him a replacement.
TLDR: fatty takes another massive L and tries to lie his way out of the culpability of being a retarded FFwBT
Fat rube from Wisconsin is descending the rope ladder in his shorts and bottle opener flip flops because he is 140iq.
phone and car key fall out of pocket, fatty has to hustle down to retrieve them but only finds his phone.
Patrick has a 140iq tweet crafting workshop back at the hotel where he looks up the spec of the phone and 'crafts' a tweet that coincidentally cites the details of the event wherein the phone was only subjected to conditions within the manufacturers specifications. Then expects everyone to believe him, sympathize with him and for Samsung to engage with him and give him a replacement.
TLDR: fatty takes another massive L and tries to lie his way out of the culpability of being a retarded FFwBT
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Haha, I was googling about Samsung's warranty / waterproofing and found this bizarre shit:
lotta problems with this... does Paul have an s8+? But I guess the waterproofing works unless your a fat retard who frequently drops his phone.
lotta problems with this... does Paul have an s8+? But I guess the waterproofing works unless your a fat retard who frequently drops his phone.