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Terry Crews insists on playing the boyfriend. I play myself. It's just 3 hours of me being fucked in the ass. Wins a Plane DoreWhat if it was The Pounder and it was about your boyfriend
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Terry Crews insists on playing the boyfriend. I play myself. It's just 3 hours of me being fucked in the ass. Wins a Plane DoreWhat if it was The Pounder and it was about your boyfriend
AYE NYYE WOT HAPPININD TO LENNAAHHD?!I have a question. Why is there ALWAYS someone mopping at McDonald's. Like I swear this guy at my local one puts in an 8 hour shift just mopping.
I'm at another McDonald's and this lady has been mopping the whole time.
Yeah virgins are just ready to go definitely doesn’t hurt them at all! Of course vaginas stretch to an extent.
Yes tearing your entire perineum has no effect on your pussy! Seriously though they do seem to recover pretty well from having a small watermelon shoved through them.
Virginity is a myth. Men are idiotsYeah virgins are just ready to go definitely doesn’t hurt them at all! Of course vaginas stretch to an extent.
Yes tearing your entire perineum has no effect on your pussy! Seriously though they do seem to recover pretty well from having a small watermelon shoved through them.
The hymen stuff is RETARDED I agree. WWAWD Ooga Booga style sewing them closed until marriage?Virginity is a myth. Men are idiots
The sex myth that's centuries old
The hymen – or the vaginal corona, as some believe we should now call it – has been a centre of scrutiny and anxiety for centuries. How can we put an end to the myths around it?www.bbc.com
Of course the brown one is a total slut:Virginity is a myth. Men are idiots
The sex myth that's centuries old
The hymen – or the vaginal corona, as some believe we should now call it – has been a centre of scrutiny and anxiety for centuries. How can we put an end to the myths around it?www.bbc.com
That's a great little movie. Went completely under most people's radar.There's actually a policy that everyone has to look busy at all times. Even if it's pointless like wiping the same table multiple times without anyone using it. It's part of their work culture.
Edit 1: I actually recommend the movie The Founder if you're curious. It's about how McDonald's and fast food in general was started. It's damn good too.
Virginity means you haven't had sex. Whether or not you can verify that with the hymen is beside the point.Virginity is a myth. Men are idiots
The sex myth that's centuries old
The hymen – or the vaginal corona, as some believe we should now call it – has been a centre of scrutiny and anxiety for centuries. How can we put an end to the myths around it?www.bbc.com
My pee pee hymen never broke. It is strong. I've never bled. Not even once.Virginity means you haven't had sex. Whether or not you can verify that with the hymen is beside the point.
Keaton's such a fucking bastard in it lol.That's a great little movie. Went completely under most people's radar.
I remember trolling the Hebrew-Israelite Mexican ytuber (the one who said I groomed her) with things like "the hymen is important" lol, and it worked, she thought I was a monster. I could care less about virginity tests, and anyone who does is a rube. Prophet Mohammed's first wife Khadeeja was a widow 15 years his senior.Virginity is a myth. Men are idiots
The sex myth that's centuries old
The hymen – or the vaginal corona, as some believe we should now call it – has been a centre of scrutiny and anxiety for centuries. How can we put an end to the myths around it?www.bbc.com
I remember trolling the Hebrew-Israelite Mexican ytuber (the one who said I groomed her) with things like "the hymen is important" lol, and it worked, she thought I was a monster. I could care less about virginity tests, and anyone who does is a rube. Prophet Mohammed's first wife Khadeeja was a widow 15 years his senior.
Nah man. Ray Kroc was a great capitalist. Took those two small timer brother's brilliant concept and ran it to its full potential. One thing the movie didn't portray right was that the McDonald brothers were ecstatic about their million dollar each deal after taxes irl. They were a couple of regular Joes who happened to strike on a great concept after years of trying and were happy to sell out. Kroc was a big picture guy.Keaton's such a fucking bastard in it lol.
K. But it's not like the vagina is one size before you have sex and a different size after.Virginity means you haven't had sex. Whether or not you can verify that with the hymen is beside the point.
Don't flatter yourself, we've still got @iFapToJusticeGorak, @JebJoh and @wormkiller.Whatever you can think what you want or take the word of the one poster who's had massive black disks
Nigga I edited that within like 10 secondsDon't flatter yourself, we've still got @iFapToJusticeGorak, @JebJoh and @wormkiller.
Also, nice disks, stupid.
Good news for you today is the 4 week anniversary of my boyfriend's deathOh yeah im horrifically embarrassed to ask @captain_kamala if she's single cuz I might look like a creep.
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