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I think they have those cheap rubber rings
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Are Fat and Thikki even married? I never see them with wedding bands
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Too busy in their careers that require nothing but a computer and, in Big Niki’s case, internet access. If anything they have the ideal careers to have kids if they weren’t two fat, selfish paupers.
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Pat and Niki are a typical modern couple. Just the most boring lefty fucks you could meet.
They're both gender-confused retards. Pat is effeminate (because being masculine is patriarchal) and Niki is masculine (because she's a dyke).
Neither one of them finds the other sexy, so they rarely have sex. And when they do have sex, it feels like some sort of degenerate incestual thing, because that's essentially what they are; brother and sister, or roommates.
Compare them to Jon and Ade - you got a manly alpha male fucking the girl next door / prom queen, who radiates with a certain feminine beauty that even a fat catlady would envy. Just a good 'ol fashioned couple. You can feel the love and raw sexual energy between these two from their wedding photos only.
Rick and Niki are the biggest faggots alive, and they both stink.
They're both gender-confused retards. Pat is effeminate (because being masculine is patriarchal) and Niki is masculine (because she's a dyke).
Neither one of them finds the other sexy, so they rarely have sex. And when they do have sex, it feels like some sort of degenerate incestual thing, because that's essentially what they are; brother and sister, or roommates.
Compare them to Jon and Ade - you got a manly alpha male fucking the girl next door / prom queen, who radiates with a certain feminine beauty that even a fat catlady would envy. Just a good 'ol fashioned couple. You can feel the love and raw sexual energy between these two from their wedding photos only.
Rick and Niki are the biggest faggots alive, and they both stink.
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Don’t forget, Pat is “into things”
I really think they’re both gay, Pat is obviously a closeted homosexual with his insane overcompensating as a fake big tough manly man that lifts big weights, gets in bar fights, drives a big mustang, has guns and watches SPORTS (because that’s what manly men do, child!) even though it’s all an obvious lie.
Same with Niki, she’s a frumpy dyke that fears coming out of the closet because she thinks her family won’t understand (since mom is funding her) so she “married” the closet thing to a woman which is Pat. The marriage is a sham and an obvious tax / caregiver scam. They are roommates and she didn’t even bother to take his name and has zero desire for kids.
I really think they’re both gay, Pat is obviously a closeted homosexual with his insane overcompensating as a fake big tough manly man that lifts big weights, gets in bar fights, drives a big mustang, has guns and watches SPORTS (because that’s what manly men do, child!) even though it’s all an obvious lie.
Same with Niki, she’s a frumpy dyke that fears coming out of the closet because she thinks her family won’t understand (since mom is funding her) so she “married” the closet thing to a woman which is Pat. The marriage is a sham and an obvious tax / caregiver scam. They are roommates and she didn’t even bother to take his name and has zero desire for kids.
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I bow to your expertise. But, ya know, not while facing away.