apparently I'm top of my sales team

[not that Jack Horner]

your hard work is earning mr stinkleberg a lot of money, keep up the good work goy

but thats literally most jobs

realize i put more work in at panera bread for less money

i dont try to sell shit. i fart into my office chair playing solitaire

i just happen to be the shit at sales

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

loans

my job is to give people money

everyone needs money, and im there to help

Can I borrow 50 bucks? I demand 0 interest and 0 principal.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Can I borrow 50 bucks? I demand 0 interest and 0 principal.

anything for a fellow bonnie fan

i like how her ass gif has a flowing sports jacket over her butt making it look like shes farting

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

anything for a fellow bonnie fan

i like how her ass gif has a flowing sports jacket over her butt making it look like shes farting

I first fell in love when she called Patrice a “nigger” for not buying Vos a birthday present at a fancy birthday dinner that Bos paid for. (He had a 1,500 dollar gift card though)

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I got somethin to sell ya RIGHT HERE

I'm pointing at my penis

 

[Ace Orenstein]

How many push-ups can you do

 

[not that Jack Horner]

How many push-ups can you do

no idea

sounds like a gay thing

 

[Juschippinyababe]

If this isn't in selling door to door toilet cleaning services or plastic party fecal matter spoof shit then I don't want to do business with ya brotherman