APOSTLEGATE CHAPTER 2: How Fake News Becomes Fake Litigation + JOSIAH SPECIAL

[Cuphead]

 

[Udders]

Jesus Christ after all this time hes still trying to find info on 'Summerville' Dan. We're dealing with the stupidest people on the internet.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Jesus Christ after all this time hes still trying to find info on 'Summerville' Dan. We're dealing with the stupidest people on the internet.

Dan Mullen from Somerville is too difficult to track down without insider info, child.

 

[guest]

I had something written up about how you might have missed an opportunity to tell the Vice reporter what a cunt Rick is in real life, flirting with women while he's married, being shitty to people, willing to punch women in the face for wearing a Trump hat, etc. Maybe like "I don't like what they're doing to him and his family, but at the same time he's not the nicest person and here's why", but maybe that's still coming or maybe you couldn't do that without giving away too much.

Either way, TYFYS (although my ribs disagree) and I hope you get blown before and after the jacuzzi.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Jesus Christ Canyon. Is there no tard out of your grasp? Exemplary performance and article. I am honored to have been in the article. I look forward to finding out we’re taking down Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, and Compound Media next.

 

[PogromStallone]

The mole really missed a chance for "Late 20s. WHY?" reference when she asked how old he was.

I'm blanking on what this is a reference to.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I'm blanking on what this is a reference to.

Old OnA clip when they would jocktober themselves. They were talking about how cool boobs were and some hag called in. She asked how old they were (in their mid 30s if I remember right) and opie responded “Late twenties… whaay?”. Been one of my favorite clips of all time.

 

[TokenX]

You can tell Josiah is a lil nervous because this is the young gun's first professional interview...long before the Pig stuff.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Next story drops ,Patso mentions murder, killing in twitter thread

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Hold on hold on hold on... Pat is replying to "Todd" while my ribs crumble

Except it’s Todd Hiller, which was Fez’s real name, linger longer!

 

[guest]

Oh shit, I’ve been outed! Time to go to the mattresses. I’m covered now by the OnAforums legal defense fund, right?

 

[guest]

Also, @CarolMaxheinie you sneaky bitch. I always thought that post was weird where you talked about that Alabama race.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Next story drops ,Patso mentions murder, killing in twitter thread

The gay one is just desensitized to all the horrors it’s witnessed. The amount of attempted feline suicides in that half hovel must be record breaking.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Also, @CarolMaxheinie you sneaky bitch. I always though that post was weird where you talked about that Alabama race.

I’m kind of sad I fell for that too.

 

[BUBBLER]

Notice how she starts by asking him basic questions like "tell me about yourself".

Now compare to episode 1, where professional journalist Josiah doesn't do any of that shit, and Patrick still falls for it like the rube he is.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I love listening for the little easter eggs in these.

Also, so it was Seth who hunted down Carol's Instagram page! @CarolMaxheinie comment?

Ohh this is news to me

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I’m kind of sad I fell for that too.

Wait, I missed something. What?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Wait, I missed something. What?

I feel like a few of us are on different pages here..maybe we should take it to DM’s before the mole starts sending screenshots.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I feel like a few of us are on different pages here..maybe we should take it to DM’s before the mole starts sending screenshots.

Sorry, I was just confused. I’m caught up now