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She's already in grandma abuela mode.
Itβs ripe with vital electrolytes at that point. Iβm guessing tastes like Gatorade.this is threatening my semen retention. I'm at 12 hours.
You can't win the lottery by dragging it in the bushes and having your wayGod: I will give you the sexiest/most fuckable girls on the planet.
God: But you have to live in Scotland tehe..you've got a better chance of winning the lottery than fucking her lol, well done, faggot.
God's cruel every now and again.
I need a humble brag, Portuguese (still counts) girl fucked in the bushes (down by clydeside, weegies will know). Her tits were nothing to write home about but still, it was glorious.You can't win the lottery by dragging it in the bushes and having your way
I fucked an American girl in the bushes once after literally 5 minutes of chat and about 10 minutes pulling. She was drunk and I wasn't. Luckily she didn't get my full name or I might've got MeToo'd years later lolI need a humble brag, Portuguese (still counts) girl fucked in the bushes (down by clydeside, weegies will know). Her tits were nothing to write home about but still, it was glorious.
Classic Jersey girl behavior, god bless em.I fucked an American girl in the bushes once after literally 5 minutes of chat and about 10 minutes pulling. She was drunk and I wasn't. Luckily she didn't get my full name or I might've got MeToo'd years later lol
Look at those tits jiggle.I had no idea she is so tiny. Shes a little spinner.
She was Italian American from CaliforniaClassic Jersey girl behavior, god bless em.
Ah, so she was retarded.She was Italian American from California
Your women are enchanting, Art and as per the hot/crazy ratio completely crazy.Look at those tits jiggle.
I mean clearly. She let me bareback her at night in a park minutes after meeting meAh, so she was retarded.
She's fucking Logan Lynn?!
It's truly is like playing with fire.Your women are enchanting, Art and as per the hot/crazy ratio completely crazy.
FaggotShe's ugly af but has a nice body
Jennifer Lopez 2.0
Same overrated hype with her when I was growing up and I never got it. Her ass wasn't even that big and it was supposedly "insured".
It's like the subtle tit waggle when she pulls her pants on, and is just wearing a shirt no bra. Gotta have a set of heavy tits for it to be just rightLook at those tits jiggle.
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