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Anyone know someone that turned out to be a pedo or molested or raped someone?

Stent

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A friend of mine used to buy used computers and rebuild them to sell. A guy he knew also did the same thing so they'd often be helping each other out. One day my friend tells me the other guy was arrested for having child porn. I don't remember if he was trading it, selling it or whatever. Ended up on the news too which made it somehow more real. I never let my friend live it down. I was always joking about his hard drive contents, how he made money with computers wink wink, etc and looking back that probably really bummed him out.

I also knew a guy who got accused of raping his best-friend's girlfriend. His friend found out and threatened to beat the shit out of him. They didn't fight, which sucks because I was right there, but the police got involved. The police didn't prosecute him so he went around like he was somehow completely innocent. Fucked up thing is that he had a big DVD collection and a whole lot of them were really shitty movies but they had rape scenes. Who the fuck needs to see Hollow Man more than once? Answer: a probable rapist. I checked out a computer he'd been using regularly. He tried covering his tracks but he was a Joe Cumia level computer guy. Tonnes of rape porn. Fucking weird feeling knowing he could be guilty and there's nothing you can do about it.
 

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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A girl I was friends with in high school father was murdered by his much younger girlfriend. After high school we dated for a few years. She is one of the only girls I’ve ever loved, but she ended up cheating on me so I broke it off with her. I was pretty busted up about it for like a year. Anyway, we don’t talk to each other for well
Over a decade.

Until a few months ago,I see her at a concert. We start talking and even though I’m in a very happy, healthy long term relationship , she has a great sense of humor so I figured what the hell, let’s exchange numbers and keep in touch and keep
It strictly friendly.

So like a week later she Texts me asking if I ever knew about her dad? I said yeah I remember he was murdered years ago. She says no, not that. She then Tells me how he apparently molested her up until she was 14. They apparently did everything but fuck. I told her “that’s terrible, I’m sorry” an hour later she starts texting me nudes. I told her I wasn’t interested. She then starts calling me a pussy and a little bitch. I just blocked her number. What a kooky bitch.
Let’s see the nudes
 

Harry Powell

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I was never molested but I was in Boy Scouts. Two older guys I knew from the organization turned out to be pedos. Not quite in the league of SFWA or the Catholic church, but still hitting the stereotype.
Fuck man my kid is about to go to Boy Scout camp for a week. Genuinely considering pulling him from it.
 

LingerLonger

Still spreading the O&A virus
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Fuck man my kid is about to go to Boy Scout camp for a week. Genuinely considering pulling him from it.
If you want your kid to be a fag then let him enjoy Boy Scouts. Pretty much every single youth program near me had some sort of pedophile scandal in the last decade or two. Do not let your kid out of your sight including sending them to public or private school.
 

AntSucks

★ ★ ★ ★ ☆
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I went to school with a guy who broke into his neighbor's house and rubbed himself on all her panties, and then climbed into bed with her. She was in her 80s. He got charged as a juvenile, and got a slap on the wrist so he was able to come back to school. It was the weirdest thing ever when he came back to school because he just leaned into the bullying. He was one of those weird kids that interpreted bullying as friendly banter. Even the teachers got in on it, but then they all started to feel uncomfortable when they realized he was relishing the attention.

A few years later I met him outside a club and he was hitting on girls that looked about 14-15. I told him so, and he replied with the usual "If there's grass on the field, play ball", bullshit. I don't know what he's up to these days, but I hope he's either in jail or killed himself.
 

Harry Powell

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If you want your kid to be a fag then let him enjoy Boy Scouts. Pretty much every single youth program near me had some sort of pedophile scandal in the last decade or two. Do not let your kid out of your sight including sending them to public or private school.
Fawk. How is he supposed to learn independence with me hovering over him 24/7 looking out for Weimers?

I truly understand what McCarthy felt when he wrote “The Road”.
 

CumiaPoodle

Brazil sent me a wife with a dick ☺️
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One of my best friends growing up. A dude who’s family I knew. Spent half my childhood at his house. If you saw my other thread he’s the one who sold me his mother’s panties for a dollar the first day I hung out with him. Probably legally retarded, if you tested him I’m positive he’d be classified legally, as an imbecile. Super fun. Was a couple years older than me. Dropped out in the 6th grade. Was 13 in the 5th grade. He would do fun shit like shoot the illegal spics at the bodega with BB guns and shit on peoples cars. Like on their windshield wipers. When you’re 12/13 that dudes your hero.

He without any mercy or remorse would fuck with the black family who lived a couple houses down, every single day. One of them was a girl about my age. she was honestly one of the ugliest people you ever fucking seen. Every time she stepped outside he would stop what he was doing and Yell Gorillaaaaaaa. It became her nickname.. everyone knew her as gorilla to the point it became normal. She would introduce herself as gorilla. He stole her candy the school gave to kids to sell for a fund raiser (but I think they gave it her because even for as poor as well all we’re she was a lot more poor) and I distributed it to kids on different blocks to sell whoever walked or drove by. Made a lot of money that day but I didn’t keep any. In the other thread I described how a part of our daily routine was picking someone holding them so they couldn’t move and another person would pull their pants down (some people were weird and would get completely naked) spread their ass cheeks sit on the persons face and grind. hopefully leaving a little poop behind on their face. If the person being held squirmed they would get hit and have to sit through it again. Was all in good fun. You had to go through this at least once to be a part my group. (Eventually it got out of hand and people were making members without my knowledge but that’s another story)

One day she decided she wanted to be down. I wasn’t around or I wouldn’t have have let this happen I wasn’t ever cruel to her. So he said yeah but you know the deal. So he got his ass all sweaty and grinded his asshole all over her face. Then when she thought it was over he told her that all girl members had to get tea bagged. (Guy just started making up rules on the fly) tea bags her. I go to his house I didn’t know anything that happened prior but I walk in and they’re fist fighting. I go aye yooo yooo stoppp it wtf. She says what? I’m like wtf is going on. She says I’m down with you guys now. I’m just confused and I look at my friend then back at her “okayyy but gorilla what the fuck are you guys fighting over?” She said “Blank told me all girls have to get bagged then fist fight” he invited over has his ass stink rubbed it all over her face tea bagged her then fought her..

I loved this dude. That’s a very tame kind of light hearted story of a simple childhood thing he did. He would go on to do some truly epic shit and take some of the best beatings of all time. I’ll get into those some other time. But now to the reason I’m writing this.

The year I met him i spent more time with his brother as he went to school with me. There was 5 of them he was the oldest. I loved every single one of them. His entire family was like my family. his youngest brother is wearing an ankle monitor because he’s a Latin king now. When he was 16 he was driving his mothers car when some older MS13 members spotted him (he’s got a crazy reputation and a target on his back) tried to run him and his girlfriend off the road. Started throwing beer bottles at his car. He took his gun out and started shooting at them while trying to get away. One caught the spic that was driving in the chest. He dipped out of there tossed the gun. But still got caught somehow. I can’t even go into details about the stuff he’s involved with. But i say that to say that his family, his brothers are my brothers. Well that year I met the oldest one I remember that he would always have a towel up covering his window. And when we would get off the bus and I would walk his brother to his house before walking home he would remove the towel.

Last year, his second to youngest brother. Who is the sweetest nicest one out of the group of brothers. Really just the nicest kid you could ever hope to meet. Doesn’t sound like how I or his Older brothers do. He was raised in a white town with the youngest brother the insane one, for his formative years. He sounds and acts like a white kid. Well he got drunk got arrested. He had been getting into a lot of trouble recently. He was on the news a couple months before this. Never anything violent. He would do crazy shit because he was drinking all the time. When he got bailed out he said do you remember that towel that “blank” used to put in his window? Yeahhhh definitely. He did that because he was molesting me when you guys were at school. Or when you guys would go to Cumiapoodles house for mad long. He would put that towel up so no one walking by would see into the window. He started the year before we met Cumiapoodle. And it stopped a couple months after that.

The nigga who was 15 years old was making his own 5 to six year old brother suck his dick. It only stopped because when I met them i started to pop up randomly without knocking because they were latch key kids. I already had a pretty large friend group at the time so I made them a part of my friend group. So all of my friends would just walk into their house to hang out after school or when they were skipping school because he was a drop out. He did landscaping and would cut my grass. When the news broke he just never showed up and I haven’t heard from him since. But he turned the nicest little kid you’d ever hope to meet a kid that you would be proud to call your son. Into an alcoholic who doesn’t love himself.
 

DiarrheaDick

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A former co-worker of mine spent time in prison for having CP in the early 00's (nobody knew at first) and eventually was arrested again and is currently in prison for fucking a 13-year-old in a hotel on a few occasions, more possession of child pornography, and failure to notify address change.

The guy was a fucking creep. He was in his 50's and was trying to act all cool and hip even though he looked like a homeless hillbilly with a massive beer gut. He handed me a laptop one day he REALLY wanted me to get up and running because he said the "chick" who it belonged to was "fucking hot" and he wanted to look at her pictures. I get it started, and the desktop background was a picture the girl and a bunch of her friends all standing next to each other holding hands or something. The oldest girl I would say was possibly 11-13. He points to one of the girls and goes, "THAT'S HER! Isn't she fucking hot?". Me and another co-coworker look at each other with the same "is he serious?" look, and I turn to the guy and say something like, "I think the oldest person in this picture is maybe 12, dude." He then said he's sure the one girl was at least 16 which you would have to be more retarded than Bobo to believe.
 

CumiaPoodle

Brazil sent me a wife with a dick ☺️
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Get your kid out of that shit boy scouts is for homos
I was in the Boy Scouts well I think I made it to a certain level I remember two different years we had meetings because the kids were being fucked. Then the third and final meeting it was made a rule only women could take the children camping lmao.
 

CumiaPoodle

Brazil sent me a wife with a dick ☺️
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A couple towns over a high school senior pretended to be a girl so he could get younger students nudes. He'd blackmail them by making them suck his dick and eventually one of the kids told his parents. I went to a couple parties with his younger brother and nobody ever brought that shit up, probably out of fear he'd stab them.
Jesus Christ that’s fuxking sociopathic.
 

Imager

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I worked with a guy who was in his 60s when I was in my 20s. He was my manager.

He had some strange quirks but overall was nice and essentially left me alone and let me do things they way I wanted to do them. One time we were doing some planning and he was standing at a whiteboard and litterally dug his hand into his ass and pulled his pants and underwear out of his ass crack and kept talking like it was nothing.

After a couple of years I have a bunch of people reporting to me in reality but not on paper, and my manager was responsible really for all of them.

I move from the company and one of my former coworkers sends me an email. There's no subject line, and a link to a real media outlet, so it's not a spam or anything.

I see a picture of my former boss pleading guilty to child molestation.

I called my former coworker and told him you can't just send me shit like that without some sort of warning. I had been in the middle of some things and had I been in a meeting or something I wouldn't have been able to contain myself. It really shocked me. Truly. I'd tell you if it didn't.
 

Udders

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One of my best friends growing up. A dude who’s family I knew. Spent half my childhood at his house. If you saw my other thread he’s the one who sold me his mother’s panties for a dollar the first day I hung out with him. Probably legally retarded, if you tested him I’m positive he’d be classified legally, as an imbecile. Super fun. Was a couple years older than me. Dropped out in the 6th grade. Was 13 in the 5th grade. He would do fun shit like shoot the illegal spics at the bodega with BB guns and shit on peoples cars. Like on their windshield wipers. When you’re 12/13 that dudes your hero.

He without any mercy or remorse would fuck with the black family who lived a couple houses down, every single day. One of them was a girl about my age. she was honestly one of the ugliest people you ever fucking seen. Every time she stepped outside he would stop what he was doing and Yell Gorillaaaaaaa. It became her nickname.. everyone knew her as gorilla to the point it became normal. She would introduce herself as gorilla. He stole her candy the school gave to kids to sell for a fund raiser (but I think they gave it her because even for as poor as well all we’re she was a lot more poor) and I distributed it to kids on different blocks to sell whoever walked or drove by. Made a lot of money that day but I didn’t keep any. In the other thread I described how a part of our daily routine was picking someone holding them so they couldn’t move and another person would pull their pants down (some people were weird and would get completely naked) spread their ass cheeks sit on the persons face and grind. hopefully leaving a little poop behind on their face. If the person being held squirmed they would get hit and have to sit through it again. Was all in good fun. You had to go through this at least once to be a part my group. (Eventually it got out of hand and people were making members without my knowledge but that’s another story)

One day she decided she wanted to be down. I wasn’t around or I wouldn’t have have let this happen I wasn’t ever cruel to her. So he said yeah but you know the deal. So he got his ass all sweaty and grinded his asshole all over her face. Then when she thought it was over he told her that all girl members had to get tea bagged. (Guy just started making up rules on the fly) tea bags her. I go to his house I didn’t know anything that happened prior but I walk in and they’re fist fighting. I go aye yooo yooo stoppp it wtf. She says what? I’m like wtf is going on. She says I’m down with you guys now. I’m just confused and I look at my friend then back at her “okayyy but gorilla what the fuck are you guys fighting over?” She said “Blank told me all girls have to get bagged then fist fight” he invited over has his ass stink rubbed it all over her face tea bagged her then fought her..

I loved this dude. That’s a very tame kind of light hearted story of a simple childhood thing he did. He would go on to do some truly epic shit and take some of the best beatings of all time. I’ll get into those some other time. But now to the reason I’m writing this.

The year I met him i spent more time with his brother as he went to school with me. There was 5 of them he was the oldest. I loved every single one of them. His entire family was like my family. his youngest brother is wearing an ankle monitor because he’s a Latin king now. When he was 16 he was driving his mothers car when some older MS13 members spotted him (he’s got a crazy reputation and a target on his back) tried to run him and his girlfriend off the road. Started throwing beer bottles at his car. He took his gun out and started shooting at them while trying to get away. One caught the spic that was driving in the chest. He dipped out of there tossed the gun. But still got caught somehow. I can’t even go into details about the stuff he’s involved with. But i say that to say that his family, his brothers are my brothers. Well that year I met the oldest one I remember that he would always have a towel up covering his window. And when we would get off the bus and I would walk his brother to his house before walking home he would remove the towel.

Last year, his second to youngest brother. Who is the sweetest nicest one out of the group of brothers. Really just the nicest kid you could ever hope to meet. Doesn’t sound like how I or his Older brothers do. He was raised in a white town with the youngest brother the insane one, for his formative years. He sounds and acts like a white kid. Well he got drunk got arrested. He had been getting into a lot of trouble recently. He was on the news a couple months before this. Never anything violent. He would do crazy shit because he was drinking all the time. When he got bailed out he said do you remember that towel that “blank” used to put in his window? Yeahhhh definitely. He did that because he was molesting me when you guys were at school. Or when you guys would go to Cumiapoodles house for mad long. He would put that towel up so no one walking by would see into the window. He started the year before we met Cumiapoodle. And it stopped a couple months after that.

The nigga who was 15 years old was making his own 5 to six year old brother suck his dick. It only stopped because when I met them i started to pop up randomly without knocking because they were latch key kids. I already had a pretty large friend group at the time so I made them a part of my friend group. So all of my friends would just walk into their house to hang out after school or when they were skipping school because he was a drop out. He did landscaping and would cut my grass. When the news broke he just never showed up and I haven’t heard from him since. But he turned the nicest little kid you’d ever hope to meet a kid that you would be proud to call your son. Into an alcoholic who doesn’t love himself.
You're the one that needs a podcast, Jesus Christ.
 
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