Anyone hungry for sausage links?

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I’ve long believed he will kill her for a life insurance scam. You can hide a lot in those Florida swamps.

The sheer volume of water being displaced when he rolls her enormous fat corpse into the swamp will invite investigation

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Your life has to have value to get any significant insurance coverage. He might have one of those $10k Alex Trebek plans that they sell on daytime TV.

No medical exam and you don't have to leave your couch? That sounds right up her fishy, brown-tinted alley

 

[Stent]

Most couples would want a photo of themselves in a moment where they're showing affection towards each other. She looks smug and cold. If he can make Schill love him then it's like his mommy loves him.

She's protected her tweets again but still comes here like the narcissist she is. Konnichi-wa, Maggie-chan.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I'm surprised her ring finger hasn't turned blue yet. No way in hell those rings are coming off by themselves.

She’s gonna need to break out the bolt cutters

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Most couples would want a photo of themselves in a moment where they're showing affection towards each other. She looks smug and cold. If he can make Schill love him then it's like his mommy loves him.

Oh, I don't know. You could describe that picture as a nutshell snapshot of the nature of their entire relationship. He does everything and she just sits there putting in no effort.

 

[BlkPanda]

i will cry if one of my sons marries a fat girl

WTF! You got kids!?

Quadan?

 

[captain_kamala]

WTF! You got kids!?

Quadan?

well not exactly. it's a long story.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[Tortfeasor]

What a disgusting fat-body

 

[guest]

Awww, they're polyamorous!

 

[guest]

WTF! You got kids!?

Quadan?

Leave it alone.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Is this some kind of pendant for her to hang around her neck in case she gets lost grazing and someone finds her?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Awww, they're polyamorous!

Polysomy maybe

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Is the picture out of focus through pure luck, or was it planned? Did the photographer suffer from Parkinson's retardation?

 

[guest]

Reminder that her husband is a literal faggot since she identifies as male sometimes.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Polysomy maybe

Tss fawk yeah!