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How'd ya do it(I attempted suicide but fucked it up like the faggot I am. ama
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How'd ya do it(I attempted suicide but fucked it up like the faggot I am. ama
Lame story. I don’t know how to use a belt. Wasn’t tight enough, went to adjust it, wife found me. She ended up leaving. As I said, lame story. Should have used other waysHow'd ya do it(
fagOver ten yrs ago I overdosed intentionally probably over half a dozen times. Would mix like multiple mgs of Clonazolam and fentanyl in the same shot and i woke up/was narcanned awake. Happened unintentionally probably 20 times. I was a goddamn wreck.
Over ten yrs ago I overdosed intentionally probably over half a dozen times. Would mix like multiple mgs of Clonazolam or Flubromazolam (benzos) and fentanyl/heroin in the same shot and i was narcanned awake a couple times and woke up after 36 hrs or so the other times. Narcans alot of fun. It happened unintentionally probably a good 100 times but no narcan because i was alone. I was a goddamn train wreck.
You were jerking off, weren't you?Lame story. I don’t know how to use a belt. Wasn’t tight enough, went to adjust it, wife found me. She ended up leaving. As I said, lame story. Should have used other ways
You were jerking off, weren't you?
Yep, older brother.
I'd equate it with driving a car with shitty brakes way too fast down a mountain - you might be attempting to keep it on the road but if you really gave a shit you wouldn't do it to begin with.Old friend I'd lost touch with drank the covid koolaid and then drank himself to death alone in lockdown in 2020. Not a suicide per se, but close enough.
No, his close friend/neighbor did. I was there shortly after, keeping my mom out of the room where he did it so she didn't see the blood all over. Fun times.Were you the one who found him?
No, his close friend/neighbor did. I was there shortly after, keeping my mom out of the room where he did it so she didn't see the blood all over. Fun times.
You set me up!(I’m so sorry)
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