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Anyone here actually had a threesome? Is it even good?

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Joe's Geek Squad Technician
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I tell myseld ive done it twice. Once i banged a girl when her friend was next to us in the bed pretending to sleep, but was actually horrified at what was happening.

Another one her older sister came into the hotel room in the middle of it and just stayed and watched. Probably most degenerate shit ive been involved in.
Damn that's brutal, she's a real degenerate
 

Former Prez Gerald Ford

Come over and we’ll have nachos. And some beer.
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Me and my best friend (this nigga) got drunk at my ex gfs place in high school when her parents were out of town.. we all got naked on the couch and were feeling up the girls and making out with them but then my ex and I went alone into another room to fuck and my exes friend got mad because she had a thing for me. She was outside the locked door banging on it and crying for us to come out and the whole thing fell apart after that. I didn’t even get to nut which was unfortunate.. that’s the closest I ever got to one and technically it woulda been a foursome so I guess that doesn’t count. Got some nice memories in the spank bank though of my ex and her friend making out and rubbing each others twats
 

DominusOdium

Unreasonably loud, boisterous and intoxicated
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Could've, more than once, didn't. Probably for the best. Women will do any degenerate shit for attention and then try to turn it into something it wasn't or isn't.
 

WhereWeAt

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I was in Malaysia and the hotel bar was a decent club. I just went down to cash in my drink voucher and this chubby Filipina and her tiny Chinese-Malay friend started chatting me up. The fat one was more into it and I sent some strong body language that it was all or nothing. They came up to my room and I went through like 7 condoms.

Not the greatest sex, but it's not like the "spinning plates" or "task management" complaints that get tossed around. I can lick box and gyrate at the same time; it's not that difficult.
 

Uncle Floyd

It smells like cunt.... I think.....
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Worked with a Vietnamese chick who had the biggest Asian titties and fattest nipples I've ever seen on a slope. We used to fuck off and on, nothing ever serious.

We grabbed drinks after work, and I called a friend to meet up with his new girlfriend. He showed up without the girl so our double date became a trio.

My apartment was down the street so I suggested we go there and chill. Not sure how it started, but at one point I was fucking her as she was blowing him.

It wasn't great because even though you're inside a woman at the time, having another dude so close is gay as fuck. Thank God he had to bail early into it all, so he took off and I ended up cumming in her ass.

Then she called the cops on us, but that's a story for another time.
 

Not bad

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I've never had one, but I think I've passed up on one with a gross fat pig I used to fuck. She sent me a text that said "What are you doing? Want to come over and fuck my friend?". I had already reached a stage where I couldn't cum while fucking her, and I figured her friend must've been just as unappealing.
 

Gay-Face

Relathx, baby. I hab a lithp.
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I've never had one, but I think I've passed up on one with a gross fat pig I used to fuck. She sent me a text that said "What are you doing? Want to come over and fuck my friend?". I had already reached a stage where I couldn't cum while fucking her, and I figured her friend must've been just as unappealing.

The best sex stories always involve gross fat pigs though.
Imagine what you could've accomplished with two.
 

WhereWeAt

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I've never had one, but I think I've passed up on one with a gross fat pig I used to fuck. She sent me a text that said "What are you doing? Want to come over and fuck my friend?". I had already reached a stage where I couldn't cum while fucking her, and I figured her friend must've been just as unappealing

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You're a fag, bro.
 
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