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Once. Her name was Tamara. We were both 13. Gripped my dick like she was holding on for her life and 3 or 4 jerks later I came like a broken levy.
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I'm talking about sex chat/gossip in non sexual situations. Heard men mention the hand job issue all the time. Never heard a woman say "he can't finger me"Ha ha, I've never done that. You chose poorly.
Even worse when you realize most of the shit they learned is from a dude telling them to do itI've known a few skirts who can really dole out a good old fashioned handy, but it's a fucking bummer when you come the realization that it must have taken them a lot of practice to get that good...
Does it count if you do the handjob while they watch? If so, lots of times.
Imagine being locked in his townhouse, nowhere to go. Panic sets in and then ---- the true horror: his Danny Bonaduce-looking freckled hand limply jerking his half-pud backdropped by a patchy tuft of ginger pubes.
50 ways to drive your man wild with desire! Funny how none of those recommendations involve sucking dick like a champion.She blushed and said she'd read it in some women's magazine's sex tips.
Exactly. That’s how stent keeps his man happy.50 ways to drive your man wild with desire! Funny how none of those recommendations involve sucking dick like a champion.
Exactly. That’s how stent keeps his man happy.
If you do it with your left hand and don't grip properly then it feels like a 14-year-old girl is doing it.
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Didn’t Reagan and Mr. T teach you people to just say no?”getting fingered is the worst i wish they would just not
But, I got a whole technique...getting fingered is the worst i wish they would just not
I don’t be ticking or nothingBut, I got a whole technique...
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