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What's the point of plying yourself with drugs if you don't get raped?
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Would you rather,What's the point of plying yourself with drugs if you don't get raped?
Oh number one for sure. I'd do it sober and pay to do it.Would you rather,
1. Hate-rape JebJoh in all available holes
2. Receive fenty's and oxy-poopoos before JebJoh rapes you
Would you rather,
1. Hate-rape JebJoh in all available holes
2. Receive fenty's and oxy-poopoos before JebJoh rapes you
They're not going to hurt you. True, the crocodiles might rape you, but the entities will taunt you, ridicule you, and show you what a cosmic piece of shit you are. The worst part is Christ will agree with them, call you "nigger," and let you know you're in a race against time to (not likely) get your shit together.@Turry Fawks just knows he’s a weak faith bitch and the demonic DMT entities would eat him alive, it would be like that video of the 4chan nerd going to federal prison, they’d be eyeing him up immediately.
Not me though, I’m like Wesley snipes blade when I get in there.
They're not going to hurt you. True, the crocodiles might rape you, but the entities will taunt you, ridicule you, and show you what a cosmic piece of shit you are. The worst part is Christ will agree with them, call you "nigger," and let you know you're in a race against time to (not likely) get your shit together.
There'll be no one to fight.
But do have fun.
Christ will be there. On their side. Laughing at you. He's trying to teach you.I’d like to see them try this shit to me, I know they’re evil scumbags who I have complete sovereign control over because of Christ. I know it, they know it. They know I know it and I know they know I know it. It’s that simple.
Christ will be there. On their side. Laughing at you. He's trying to teach you.
Dude even your homosexuality is stupid. How do you manage?Would you rather,
1. Hate-rape JebJoh in all available holes
2. Receive fenty's and oxy-poopoos before JebJoh rapes you
I’d pay you to do itOh number one for sure. I'd do it sober and pay to do it.
Whoa you sound like a straight up beast, broI’ll throw hands with the shadow demons, no problem whatsoever.
Anyways I did it once and the elves were so shook they didn't even show up.
Wuzzat?but if you're a sincere Christian
The guy who coined that phrase "machine elves", Terrence McKenna, was a spook. And a girly voiced faggot that said there were too many men on the earth so he wanted to make humanity more feminine. Timothy Leary was another CIA spook, an occultist and a follower of Aleister Crowley that said he was using LSD to bring about his Aeon of Horus. The guy that made magic mushrooms big in the US, Gordon Wasson, another admitted CIA spook. You've got the MK-Ultra programs, the acid tests, etc. all created by the same group of unethical creeps that I would guess don't have the average person's best interests at heart. Like I said, I had mixed feelings about those experiences myself, but there's something sinister behind the promotion of them, especially when you see the World Economic Forum pushing them so hard.This is exactly what a scared machine elf would say. Don't listen to him NB, take those space demons to task!
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