Anyone else annoyed by "Internet Christians"?

[Professor Rape]

I mean you have to admit, it's funny to picture an "internet Christian" actually visiting their local church and becoming disgusted by brick-and-mortar Catholicism. Where is the outrage over Pakistani immigrants? Where are the pepe memes? How has nobody given me a chaste blonde supermodel to sire my children? No no no, 4chan is where Christ wants me to be.

This is unironically why @NoBacon doesn't go to church

 

[Jenna]

This is unironically why @NoBacon doesn't go to church

Yeah that's basically what happened. I thought some real church would... humanize him I guess? Even made it a whole "wow NB if you attend church you'll really get one over on Jenna" deal thinking I could lose the internet argument but gain some karma points for leading a wayward lamb to the Lord.

According to him (he's a narcissist who lies a lot) he did give ol' church a test drive, but felt it wasn't real Christianity because they didn't agree with him on everything. Like where does this priest get off telling me about Jesus?

 

[NoBacon]

You mean like @NoBacon with his stupid faggot gamer chair

Edit: inb4 "nice try with the hate though, have a good one"

It’s not a gamer chair, child. Nice try with the hate though have a good one.

 

[Jenna]

It’s not a gamer chair, child. Nice try with the hate though have a good one.

You know Patrick also thinks it's a massive win for him when someone says "now tell me my life is over and to enjoy prison" and he responds with "This is why your life is over. Enjoy prison."

You narcissistic simpletons sure do love your catchphrases.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

It's an easier LARP than OF. Televangelists rake in the dough.

 

[NoBacon]

You know Patrick also thinks it's a massive win for him when someone says "now tell me my life is over and to enjoy prison" and he responds with "This is why your life is over. Enjoy prison."

You narcissistic simpletons sure do love your catchphrases.

You have the voice of a female

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I mean you have to admit, it's funny to picture an "internet Christian" actually visiting their local church and becoming disgusted by brick-and-mortar Catholicism. Where is the outrage over Pakistani immigrants? Where are the pepe memes? How has nobody given me a chaste blonde supermodel to sire my children? No no no, 4chan is where Christ wants me to be.

They even tell you that it's not right to hate Jews. Can you fawking imagine?

 

[BlackTransLivesMatter]

Hey BlackTrans. While you’re here, I heard a rumour you’ve permanently boqqed Boq from posting his penises (or anything else) to LitCrit. Is this true? Or is @Child.. just too pussy to reply to posts there correctly asserting Islam as being a mythical fantasy pedophile ideology?

Watch your back if you did; he has powerful Jew backers searching for your dox as we speak.

@Child.. is banished from litcrit for boqposting outside of off topic. That was me, after enduring nonstop complaints from people for months asking me why the hell I am not permabanning him from the site for derailing every single thread with off topic nonsense, and trying to make compromises such as "I will not ban him, but he must leave the drama/boqposting in off topic". I did not edit any of his posts and have no knowledge of any cock pics or off topic drama since I ignore that shit like 90% of other people here do. I am an extremely casual user of the site and I leave most of the jannying to other people, and only usually do shit after someone has been warned 1000 times or they are doing obvious glowie/illegal shit. This was the last shit I saw.

 

[Child..]

yawn...I got "reported" and "blocked". Enjoy your dorky civil wars

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

yawn

You're a jobless pedophile who posted another man's penis to this forum and got caught watching granny anal. Mudslimes worship a sky daddy pedophile who doesn't exist. Just an excuse to be gay pedophiles I guess. You say yawn now but have been seething about Phish & co. for WEEKS lmao. Anyways, here's the pride of your people:

That vulture ate Samatar too lol

 

[Jenna]

Oh so Prison Enjoyer is admin. Don't worry, your secret is safe with Jenna. Manually delete this post if I'm right.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

@Child.. is banished from litcrit for boqposting outside of off topic. That was me, after enduring nonstop complaints from people for months asking me why the hell I am not permabanning him from the site for derailing every single thread with off topic nonsense, and trying to make compromises such as "I will not ban him, but he must leave the drama/boqposting in off topic". I did not edit any of his posts and have no knowledge of any cock pics or off topic drama since I ignore that shit like 90% of other people here do. I am an extremely casual user of the site and I leave most of the jannying to other people, and only usually do shit after someone has been warned 1000 times or they are doing obvious glowie/illegal shit. This was the last shit I saw.

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Did anyone edit his posts? Is it possible to turn off the "edited by moderator" notif on posts?

 

[Brooke Shields]

.

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

yawn...I got "reported" and "blocked". Enjoy your dorky civil wars

You're not leaving, dude. You've said this same shit FIVE TIMES IN THE LAST WEEK



You're a faggot. We keep you here because of ME.
I want you here to have fun with you.
Remember that.

 

[Child..]

You're not leaving, dude. You've said this same shit FIVE TIMES IN THE LAST WEEK



You're a faggot. We keep you here because of ME.
I want you here to have fun with you.
Remember that.

You've become this forum's mascot. 40% of Patposting (here, twitter, bluesky, contact forms and kiwi) = you. God damn, never in my life seen anything like this. I'm compelled to study it.

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

You've become this forum's mascot.

Yeah, you said that.

40% of Patposting (here, twitter, bluesky, contact forms and kiwi) = you.

For the now fifth time,

You have 2000 more posts here than me
You have 35000 less clout than me
Math.

God damn, never in my life seen anything like this.

I know.

I'm compelled to study it.

You want to be me.
Study hard, kid. Harder than you did for your undergrad that's for sure lol

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Yeah, you said that.

For the now fifth time,

You have 2000 more posts here than me
You have 35000 less clout than me
Math.

I know.

You want to be me.
Study hard, kid. Harder than you did for your undergrad that's for sure lol

He's blocking you but also he's compelled to study you. This is what those of us with a working brain call a "contradiction".

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

He's blocking you but also he's compelled to study you. This is what those of us with a working brain call a "contradiction".

He's what I call a faggot.

He obviously wants to be me. He copies everything I say, tries to use my bits on other people. Puts me on ignore 4 times a week and keeps replying.

He idolizes me.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

He's what I call a faggot.

He obviously wants to be me. He copies everything I say, tries to use my bits on other people. Puts me on ignore 4 times a week and keeps replying.

He idolizes me.

He also worships a pedophile who was raped by demons

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

He also worships a pedophile who was raped by demons