Any plans for the weekend, gang?

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I might hold off on 'death by cop' and watch this video a 1,000 more times:

Gotta lighten up, this guy is slightly more retarded than Patrick.

I want to see Cobes irl, but like a safari, not hanging out with a boglim.

Though it would be legendary, the smell that is.

 

[Jizz]

going #Ruizing at a Chick-Fil-A and then going bowling!

 

[PatsDeadLizard]

Is this some sort of euphemism?

Flush the pipes. Ya know. Hes getting up there in age.

 

[guest]

going #Ruizing at a Chick-Fil-A and then going bowling!

Livin’ the good life, brotherman!

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[guest]

Gonna stock up on Twix bars and rent some Hitchcock movies

 

[guest]

Gonna stock up on Twix bars and rent some Hitchcock movies

I got a Twix bar you can nibble on RIGHT HERE!

I’m so sorry, Cubes. I can’t help myself.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Gonna play darts w my gay Brazilian friend. Finish off my edibles and watch Alien 3. Masturbate to tranny porn and finish off in a half-empty Diet Coke bottle. Play with my kids and take the new pup to the dog park. Wonder why everything in my life went wrong and I didn't become more successful. Read some Spider-Man comics. Lift and hit the rower for an hour or so. Mock Patrick S. Tomlinson. Clear my browser history.

 

[guest]

Gonna play darts w my gay Brazilian friend. Finish off my edibles and watch Alien 3. Masturbate to tranny porn and finish off in a half-empty Diet Coke bottle. Play with my kids and take the new pup to the dog park. Wonder why everything in my life went wrong and I didn't become more successful. Read some Spider-Man comics. Lift and hit the rower for an hour or so. Mock Patrick S. Tomlinson. Clear my browser history.

Edibles & tranny porn. Sounds like a perfect weekend to me!

 

[Stent]

Sardines on toast.

 

[Carl Winslow]

Alien 3 lol

 

[guest]

I got a Twix bar you can nibble on RIGHT HERE!

I’m so sorry, Cubes. I can’t help myself.

You're incorrigible.

Gonna play darts w my gay Brazilian friend. Finish off my edibles and watch Alien 3. Masturbate to tranny porn and finish off in a half-empty Diet Coke bottle. Play with my kids and take the new pup to the dog park. Wonder why everything in my life went wrong and I didn't become more successful. Read some Spider-Man comics. Lift and hit the rower for an hour or so. Mock Patrick S. Tomlinson. Clear my browser history.

What a rollercoaster ride that was

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Watching some Xena, drinking myself into oblivion, and crying myself to sleep, perfect weekend!

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Look, I know we like to joke here a lot and there’s a no holds barred mentality here but mocking me because I was sexually abused is just crossing a line. Am I still sexually attracted to her? Yes. Do I still text her late at night? Yes but my therapist told me these are just byproducts of my abuse. Please excuse me while I go masterbate and cry.

Nice masterbate, stupid

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

rube goldberg

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Nice masterbate, stupid

He’s into tranny dom porn.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Im throwing a party at my house and trying to finesse a threesome with these sluts I went to school with

sounds rapey

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Visiting family until next Wednesday. One of my relatives is a compulsive talker, just the most inane bullshit babble that starts up if there's even a hint of quiet. It's maddening. Venison chili and a big ol fire outside tonight though

 

[WhereWeAt]

Im throwing a party at my house and trying to finesse a threesome with these sluts I went to school with

Update?

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Probably gonna binge out on these last few Valiums I have and play mw2.

 

[Carl Winslow]

I got to go to the gym after work. Wanted to go yesterday before work but had a bad dream and woke up at 130am.

Now I have to deal with college faggots. FUCK!!!