Any of you mongs survivalists?

[T-t-t-Terry!]

<--- killed a goat back home. They have two "throats"...one is normal and has the jugular vein and a normal esophagus, and the other is filled with green goo (chewed cud).

Literally used a machete and tying its little hoofs to a stake and then I sliced its neck.

I killed a lot of rats and threw their corpses as close to where I figured their nests were as I could. It doesn't take them long to clear out when they have their sisters and cousins raining down on them. Subscribe to my channel for more esoteric homeless knowledge.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

For a $10 patreon pledge I'll give access to blueprints of my bespoke, two-piece rocket stove, two-man hut (with mud room and raised bed!), snare pole (useful for picking berries off of high limbs AND wrangling aggressive racoons) and more!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

For a $10 patreon pledge I'll give access to blueprints of my bespoke, two-piece rocket stove, two-man hut (with mud room and raised bed!), snare pole (useful for picking berries off of high limbs AND wrangling aggressive racoons) and more!

What kind of not white are you specifically? I know some crazy Koreans and a lot of the shit you've done reminds me of shit they'd do. Especially nailing the deer in the head with a rock, hunting ducks with a pellet gun at a park and wrangling raccoons with a snare pole. I can very vividly imagine a little gook casually battling a growling raccoon on a pole while smoking a cigarette in a single haul and then flicking it like a mile. I don't know how Asians flick smokes so far but all the chainsmokey ones do it.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

What kind of not white are you specifically? I know some crazy Koreans and a lot of the shit you've done reminds me of shit they'd do. Especially nailing the deer in the head with a rock, hunting ducks with a pellet gun at a park and wrangling raccoons with a snare pole. I can very vividly imagine a little gook casually battling a growling raccoon on a pole while smoking a cigarette in a single haul and then flicking it like a mile. I don't know how Asians flick smokes so far but all the chainsmokey ones do it.

It's complicated but I'm quarter black along with all the different types of white, a few of which would be disputed by amerimutts

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's complicated but I'm quarter black along with all the different types of white, a few of which would be disputed by amerimutts

Nigger.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Nigger.

Harsh but fair

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I think I had covid once.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

As soon as internet is out for a full week I'm gonna clear out all my close neighbors (don't know them) so I can expand my poor amount of perishables WHILE capturing all young females for my harem(18+ , gotta be legal or they're dead) THEN I pimp them out to other survivalists who were late on the pussy-capturing FINALLY I murder these survivalists while they're getting it on Jason Voorhees style to further expand my reach.
Rinse and repeat.
My army will consist of my children so I only need about 13 years before we really get to expanding

If society crumbles you wouldn’t drop the age down to 15 or 16?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I found a nice quiet patch of woods and kept it very low-profile. I didn't bring people there and civilized people only used the edges of it for a dumping ground which kept them away from the trail heads. It was close to a park where I could hunt ducks with my pellet rifle, too.

Shit I could probably write a decent thread on the whole thing.

Oh you were one of those woods homeless? Where I used to live in rural area you had to be careful when hiking because you just never knew when you might stumble into a meth encampment in the middle of a state forest.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Oh you were one of those woods homeless? Where I used to live in rural area you had to be careful when hiking because you just never knew when you might stumble into a meth encampment in the middle of a state forest.

Very small patch of woods surrounded by condo towers and townhouse complexes. Normies only stumbled by once - they were trying to return a baby pigeon that had been abandoned by its mother to nature, lol. We had a nice chat and they let me come by to shower a couple of times.

I guess maybe they weren't that normal.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Very small patch of woods surrounded by condo towers and townhouse complexes. Normies only stumbled by once - they were trying to return a baby pigeon that had been abandoned by its mother to nature, lol. We had a nice chat and they let me come by to shower a couple of times.

I guess maybe they weren't that normal.

Sounds like they were dtf

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Sounds like they were dtf

They wanted that bushman piece bad, it's true

 

[Steve Ramone]

Ugh, what is this, the end of the world? Fr no cap this metropolis low-key needs a glowup

 

[medium wyzzz]

I like that woodlands outdoors guy.

 

[Brooke Shields]

If society crumbles you wouldn’t drop the age down to 15 or 16?

If they don't have ID, I'll just have inspect for pubes, i think those only start when society deems you're fuckable

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I'm a survivor, we're a dying breed.

 

[RoTheHo69]

What kind of not white are you specifically? I know some crazy Koreans and a lot of the shit you've done reminds me of shit they'd do. Especially nailing the deer in the head with a rock, hunting ducks with a pellet gun at a park and wrangling raccoons with a snare pole. I can very vividly imagine a little gook casually battling a growling raccoon on a pole while smoking a cigarette in a single haul and then flicking it like a mile. I don't know how Asians flick smokes so far but all the chainsmokey ones do it.

Those kinds of slopes (the ones from The Deer Hunter) and the kind that made the 1987 Toyota Corolla with the round thick glasses are alright, I really can't find disagreement with them. Respect.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

two-man hut

Ew nigga, just because you were in the woods doesn't mean you have to act like that

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Those kinds of slopes (the ones from The Deer Hunter)

What about the ones from the queer hunter.

 

[RoTheHo69]

What about the ones from the queer hunter.

Couldn't tell you I never saw that one. Probably.