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What about emergency goon kitI have a sat phone, bag of clothes, bin full of canping gear including a tent, stove, propane, matches, dry food, hygienic goods, 10 gallons of water and 10 gallons of gasoline. Its all packed and ready to be thrown in the car and gone in 5 minutes.
Theres also a secret family meeting spot hours away in the middle of the mountains with a backroads route planned. Im ready to go for 2 weeks. Will probably run a fire drill soon to make sure the house is on point.
No sword? Its pretty well established that within 10 years of the apocalypse most conflicts will be settled by a duel between tribal leaders using swords. What do you favor? Bastard, claymore, cutlass, or katana? I train 3 days a week.I have a sat phone, bag of clothes, bin full of canping gear including a tent, stove, propane, matches, dry food, hygienic goods, 10 gallons of water and 10 gallons of gasoline. Its all packed and ready to be thrown in the car and gone in 5 minutes.
Theres also a secret family meeting spot hours away in the middle of the mountains with a backroads route planned. Im ready to go for 2 weeks. Will probably run a fire drill soon to make sure the house is on point.
I have a sat phone, bag of clothes, bin full of canping gear including a tent, stove, propane, matches, dry food, hygienic goods, 10 gallons of water and 10 gallons of gasoline. Its all packed and ready to be thrown in the car and gone in 5 minutes.
Theres also a secret family meeting spot hours away in the middle of the mountains with a backroads route planned. Im ready to go for 2 weeks. Will probably run a fire drill soon to make sure the house is on point.
What happens after 2 weeks?Noice. Some people would read that and scoff and think you're a paranoid prepper but who's gonna be the one laughing when everything is being scorched to the ground? Norma Buster's Beefers - that's who.
Even a full scale conventional nuclear war - no matter what was bombed - would not kill everyone.If only the major cities got hit and not the farmland, the survivors could get by.
Isnt science COOL?!?Even a full scale conventional nuclear war - no matter what was bombed - would not kill everyone.
However, the nuclear winter scenario (bombing of cities leading to firestorms and huge amounts of soot getting injected high into the stratosphere, blocking the sun) could make huge swaths of North America (and many other places) unsuitable for farming for up to 15 years. While some number of people would undoubtedly survive, the majority of the population could starve to death. The science is unsettled, but some of the scenarios proposed are quite horrible.
Obviously the Russia/Ukraine situation is going on right now but there's also the tension with China and the US, North Korea etc. Wouldn't be surprised if Putin decides he's sick of the west funding Ukraine at some point in the next few years and just thinks "fuck it, I'm gonna be dead soon anyway. I'm taking these cunts with me".
I put this all together after i saw the sheleves at grocery stores raided because of a tough flu season in 2020. I have no faith in my fellow man to handle any crisis properly and determined the best course of action would be to separate from the pack and live in nature until shit cools off.Noice. Some people would read that and scoff and think you're a paranoid prepper but who's gonna be the one laughing when everything is being scorched to the ground? Norma Buster's Beefers - that's who.
Dead.What happens after 2 weeks?
TWUdie instantly
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