Any of my brethren had any luck with Filipinas?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Oh for crying out fuckin loud. Thats what my uncle did. He rifled an Elliot Roger into her. You fuckin boomers, man.

I'd feel the same way about a half Asian son as I would a retarded kid. I don't think I can love a male Asian. The first time the kid had a "I hate you!" style adolescent freakout I'd let slip something like "THEN GO LIVE IN THE JUNGLE YOU UGLY LITTLE FUCKING GOOK!!"

 

[PickleRickle]

I'd feel the same way about a half Asian son as I would a retarded kid. I don't think I can love a male Asian. The first time the kid had a "I hate you!" style adolescent freakout I'd let slip something like "THEN GO LIVE IN THE JUNGLE YOU UGLY LITTLE FUCKING GOOK!!"

LOL fuck. I know. Asians all look like they have fetal alcohol syndrome to me. Imagine just looking all jacked up by default? Id fuckin kill myself.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I also feel like you really don't know who the fuck you're dealing with. This broad could be an assassin or the number one creampie recipient of her home country. At best you're getting an innocent woman with the eyes of a 20 year afghan war veteran combat donkey that is probably low-key VC tough and ruthless. Are you gonna bond over her highschool sweatshop days where she ate bugs or some shit? Or the time the moro liberation front beheaded her family in front of her? Where's the common ground?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I wouldnt mind a Polish lass. They're beautiful, most likely dumb as shit, which is a + in this day and age. But your child will be a stupid ass pollock. I dont know if I could do that. Poles are like obvious jews. What I mean by that is that they scheme and lie, cheat and steal, but are so terrible at it that its blatantly obvious. Just a retarded people all together. The Russians really did a number on them by taking all the intellectuals into a forest and killing them. All thats left are dumb fucks.

But they make a mean chicken soup with dumplings

 

[Dog Eater]

Do you need any luck with them? I've said awful shit to call center filipinas about licking their clitoris, etc. and they've apologized to me and called me sir.

That’s fucking hilarious.


Seems like the solution to all the problems people raise is to marry a well off one with a job, not a useless dirty poor piece of lazy shit. Then separate the finances from day one and make it clear any money she wants to give to her family she has to earn.

 

[Agent Smith]

Don't do it. She'll lure you in, you'll get married and then end up "accidentally" overdosing like Art Bell.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Don't do it. She'll lure you in, you'll get married and then end up "accidentally" overdosing like Art Bell.

Yeah really. And at the point you're some old creepy fuck from her perspective it would be bad morals not to poison you when her entire family is getting whored out to other creeps for a nickel a day. She's supposed to poison you. You're not supposed to put yourself into this kind of situation.

 

[guyincognito2.0]

Talking to a bunch of Filipinas online.

One is this 25 year old via whatsapp (lets just say my balls sprout grey hair), but she has the personality of a wet mop. She’d be out of my league if she was an Aussie born lass.

This girl obviously wants to leave her squalid shithole, with the first foreigner. Her house is made of tin sheets, as I noticed when we talked.

After my recent breakup, Im totally thinking with my cock, and the possibility of dumping unprotected loads into this sweet thing.

Im trying to line up my ducks in a row, so I can go there early next year.

Any of you fellas, or ladies, been on a fuck spree in the land of Pinoy? Got any advice for a fellow sex predator?

Hooo yeah. They have a legit fetish for tall white dudes like all asian girls. They’ll literally worship your dick (esp since they’ve probably only seen teeny asian dicks)

Edit: never had one straight from the islands. Only had em here in the states. I like my asians Americanized

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]