I remember we had a "theme week" each day a different theme like Monday -Pajama day, Tuesday - Favorite sports team day, etc. One of the days was 'Hat day ' and this fat annoying Mexican kid wore a sombrero. During P.E. he left it in the locker room and I convinced another kid to toss it in the toilet and piss in it. When he came back and found it be cried. He's lucky no one had to take a shit.
There was this short and fat but jacked Mexican dude who was the wrestling coach and Spanish teacher. One day during P.E. he was setting up the wrestling mats and joking with everyone and said he would take on anyone who was dumb enough to come at him. Everyone was gathered around the mat and he was in the middle. A few guys ran at him and he took them down with ease. Then this retarded kid named Trent wanted to get in on it. Since everyone was gathered in a circle he was behind the teacher, so he attacked him from the back as he made the stereotypical retarded "DUUUUURRRR" war cry. The coach had no idea it was a retard and he grabs him by the upper arm and flips him over about 5 feet in the air and 6 feet away from where he was standing. He went fawkin flying. He landed on his back and to his credit he didn't cry or make any retarded noises he just looked bewildered. But it was the funniest goddamn shit I ever saw.
I had this very Paul Wiemer-esq art teacher. I remember in 7th grade he was kind of cool but my 8th grade year he was acting like a little fucking bitch towards me. Halfway through that school year I knew my family was about to move away to a different state. So after Xmas break I was never going to be there again. The last assignment I had in his class was this giant Christmas card project where we folded a big poster board and decorated it to look like a card with some cheerful holiday words written inside. I can't remember what I put on the front of the card but I remember on the inside I wrote how he could go fuck himself and that his art fucking sucked and that I thought he was a fucking four-eyed dork. I remember I used the phrase "testicular fortitude" because I had just heard it on Family Guy or some shit. I told him he had no testicles LMAO. Goddamn I wish I could have seen his stupid fucking face when he read it.
There was this short and fat but jacked Mexican dude who was the wrestling coach and Spanish teacher. One day during P.E. he was setting up the wrestling mats and joking with everyone and said he would take on anyone who was dumb enough to come at him. Everyone was gathered around the mat and he was in the middle. A few guys ran at him and he took them down with ease. Then this retarded kid named Trent wanted to get in on it. Since everyone was gathered in a circle he was behind the teacher, so he attacked him from the back as he made the stereotypical retarded "DUUUUURRRR" war cry. The coach had no idea it was a retard and he grabs him by the upper arm and flips him over about 5 feet in the air and 6 feet away from where he was standing. He went fawkin flying. He landed on his back and to his credit he didn't cry or make any retarded noises he just looked bewildered. But it was the funniest goddamn shit I ever saw.
I had this very Paul Wiemer-esq art teacher. I remember in 7th grade he was kind of cool but my 8th grade year he was acting like a little fucking bitch towards me. Halfway through that school year I knew my family was about to move away to a different state. So after Xmas break I was never going to be there again. The last assignment I had in his class was this giant Christmas card project where we folded a big poster board and decorated it to look like a card with some cheerful holiday words written inside. I can't remember what I put on the front of the card but I remember on the inside I wrote how he could go fuck himself and that his art fucking sucked and that I thought he was a fucking four-eyed dork. I remember I used the phrase "testicular fortitude" because I had just heard it on Family Guy or some shit. I told him he had no testicles LMAO. Goddamn I wish I could have seen his stupid fucking face when he read it.
