Anthony is writing another book

[Dennyislife]

Does Anthony know that comics partly went on the old show as it was popular and they could sell tickets or grow a fan base on it? Does he know podcasts or YouTube does that now for younger comics? Does he know compound America or whatever it is called now doesn't do anything other than get you in shit?

Colin even did shows covering for Ant when he was in fake rehab after beating up a girl and he wants more from Colin??

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Being fired for nigger tweeting had nothing to do with "cancel culture". It'd be like raping some woman and then complaining about feminism. It was never "acceptable" to scream "NIGGER BUNG ROT" over and over again.

The cover of his first "book" was one of the most hilarious post O&A moments ever. Christ, what a fucking eyesore that thing was.

 

[The Greaseman]

And rise again...again!

 

[Nana's stent]

Really psyched are ya! nana's book next to $1.00 romance & kids books $1.19 is still too much for that piece of shit

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Can't wait for Nanabomb 2.0, not coming to any bookstores.

 

[HeyItsVos]

This is great news. The first book was one of my favorite sagas back on Reddit and that whole book signing night shattered my ribs between the sharpies, brother Joe defending Ant’s honor, the police escort, and people calling the Barnes and Noble with the employees bashing Ant.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

he should just do a tell all book about his gayness and drug use

stop being a pussy

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Why?

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Bram Stoker's estate is filing a cease and desist

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

This is great news. The first book was one of my favorite sagas back on Reddit and that whole book signing night shattered my ribs between the sharpies, brother Joe defending Ant’s honor, the police escort, and people calling the Barnes and Noble with the employees bashing Ant.

That whole situation was entertaining from all angles. Nana walks in surrounded by security and ends up signing less than 5 books, one of which is for Bobo.

Meanwhile Joe stands guard outside just in case any of those NYC libtard SJW protestors try anything cute. “I’m Anthony Cumia’s brother, does anybody have anything to say to me?”

It was Joe’s face turn for me. He went from being an obnoxious boomer blowhard to just an aloof boomer buffoon.

 

[Zeroman]

Meanwhile Joe stands guard outside just in case any of those NYC libtard SJW protestors try anything cute. “I’m Anthony Cumia’s brother, does anybody have anything to say to me?

Nice “defense is the best offense”, stupid.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Child molestation done the RIGHT way: An Anthony Cumia production.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

That whole situation was entertaining from all angles. Nana walks in surrounded by security and ends up signing less than 5 books, one of which is for Bobo.

tf that nigga gonna do with a book

 

[FingerofGod]

tf that nigga gonna do with a book

Probably eat it

 

[HeyItsVos]

Child molestation done the RIGHT way: An Anthony Cumia production.

If he adds aliens into the story, he could join SFWA.

 

[IanHalperin]

Can't believe Colin chose Jimmy Fallon over racist pedophile antHony Q-mia. What was he thinking?

 

[LAZERBEAMZ]

What does Anthony know about keeping a podcast network above water? Doesn't he boast the he doesn't want to be the boss and let's other people handle it?

Like here is the book:

"I hired a buddy of mine Keith, who had no experience to run my network. He didn't advertise it at all, it had loads of technical issues that weren't fixed for literal years, and everyone with some talent who joined eventually left because of gross mismanagement. When he left after bilking me out of a shit load of money, I hired Eric, the only person from my radio days who will return my calls. He doesn't know anything about talking with advertisers, marketing, booking guests, or running a streaming service either, but I'm leaving New York because of the F/N's so he'll probably figure it out. Did you see that tweet about that animal in Des Moines who beat up that white lady? These fucking Nig..."

The End

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Really psyched are ya! nana's book next to $1.00 romance & kids books $1.19 is still too much for that piece of shit

Might be worth it to hit the dollar tree with a few quarters and get some paper to light my bbq

 

[CruisinColin]

A Million Little Individually Placed Follicles

 

[guest]

I hope he’s ordered a fresh pack of sharpies

A stack of one sharpie will do.

A lot of people in this thread have already mentioned much of the comedy surrounding his first book. But what is forgotten too easily is that the book leaked and was posted on the old forum and a lot of people downloaded it. It was awful. That’s the most hilarious part. Not only was it bad, it wasn’t even properly edited. Which means whoever ghostwrote the thing for him ripped him off.

It wasn’t even professionally done. Amateur hour all the way. My ribs are still hurting over how slapped together that manuscript turned out to be. Which is sad because there were some very interesting stories in there and it could’ve been a good book. Anthony is actually a fairly good storyteller, but obviously he needs help.

He didn’t get it. He thought he was, but he didn’t. Oh is that delicious. If it just had no potential at all it wouldn’t be nearly as funny.