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My favorite part of the M saga was when he called Artie "Flunky Junky Artie Lange"
 

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The guy is clearly in a horrible point in his life and is standing there pitifully with his hands behind his back to be non-threatening and AntH still has to take a creepshot and post about it. Wait for something violent to happen before posting to prove your point.

Better yet, just post a video of you biting a woman and losing your gun.
 
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Andy gaily sauntered down the avenue, looking for an open liquor store, when suddenly his stomach dropped and his pulse began pounding. "Oh fuck, it's a n*****. And it's coming this way!". His liver spotted hands began to slightly tremble as the colored man approached, seemingly on a collision course with Andy. Andy's mind flashed back to that dreadful night eight years prior, when his homosexual urges finally became too strong to ignore. He vividly remembered the sting of the black woman's hands striking him, the laughter of the heterosexual men watching, and the humiliation he felt while running home. "Fuck, this could be bad" thought Andy, "this fucking n***** looks like real trouble. Just avoid eye contact, just avoid eye contact". The colored fella passed within spitting distance of Andy, and Andy stole a quick glance at his crotch area. A bead of sweat rolled down his forehead and he felt a tingling stirring in his loins, before snapping out of his reverie. "Fucking n*****, I hate them so much! I have NO interest in huge black penises!" Andy tried to convince himself.

Suddenly Andy was overcome with panic, and he turned and began to run home, his second shirt billowing out from behind him. Once safely inside his lair, Andy immediately pulled out his trusty phone and began to manically tweet.

"BUNG COCK N*****, THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE!" tweeted Andy. "N****** FUCK DIRT ANIMAL SAVAGE BUNG CUNT!". His panic began to subside. He took a long swig of beer, then visited his favorite tranny porn site. "OOOHHHH tranny porn!" he giggled, as he unbuttoned his ill-fitting, dated trousers and let them fall to the floor. The black transsexual sashayed across his screen, slowly revealing an enormous black penis. "No one knows" thought Andy, "the tweets are a PERFECT cover!". Andy Espresso's darkest secret was safe for another day.
 
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The guy is clearly in a horrible point in his life and is standing there pitifully with his hands behind his back to be non-threatening and AntH still has to take a creepshot and post about it. Wait for something violent to happen before posting to prove your point.

Better yet, just post a video of you biting a woman and losing your gun.
Yeah how the fuck can you look at that and not feel a little bad for the guy. Sure if you give him a fiver and then he walks the opposite direction then be annoyed but he probably is hungry and wants some cheap pizza. Not like he’s begging outside a steakhouse
 
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I hate to sound like AntH but NYC is really turning back into pre-Giuliani NYC pretty damn quick. It’s pretty bad. I work overnights in the subway system and every night I have a front row seat to the hellscape it is becoming/has become. Thankfully my job has nothing to do with the public so I don’t have to deal with them at all but I feel for those who’s job it is to deal with them, talk to them, clean up after them or just interact with them at all. They’re fucking mutants. And it’s not just downstairs in the subway (which has always been a nightmare shit show) the streets are just as bad now again.

But I did take this picture last night that I thought was amusing. Got out of my car at work and looked to my right and your boy was laying on the garbage pile like it was his futon.
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This rambling message was brought to you by adderall
 
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Imagine when that dude was 8 or 9 and had a 'best friend'. He probably never thought this was gonna be his fate. Meanwhile his friend is probably a billionaire now because the world is: funni.
 
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Imagine when that dude was 8 or 9 and had a 'best friend'. He probably never thought this was gonna be his fate. Meanwhile his friend is probably a billionaire now because the world is: funni.
Probably was a criminal nuisance in the custody of state fosters or group home or whatever by that point already tbh
 
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Obviously the most effective thing to fix NYC's problems will be for Anthony to Tweet constantly about niggers.
Without Nana's heroic efforts everyone would be completely unaware that there is an issue.
Nana’s nightly black crime stat tweets SAVE LIVES.

Even though Giuliani is a crazy old wackjob at this point I’d bring him back for a few months just so he can kill all the homeless again.
 
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...Dude, you can get a pizza slice for 99c?
Yeah, used to be able to at least. They’re not good but it’ll do if it’s 3am and you’re drunk. It’ll be an Arab making & slinging the slices though behind a grotesque roach riddled counter that hasn’t been wiped since the day after they opened. Most of the 99¢ shitholes aren’t even 99¢ anymore. Every one I’ve seen is at least $1.50 now after the last year of inflation but they’ll never ever change the awning.
 
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Andy gaily sauntered down the avenue, looking for an open liquor store, when suddenly his stomach dropped and his pulse began pounding. "Oh fuck, it's a n*****. And it's coming this way!". His liver spotted hands began to slightly tremble as the colored man approached, seemingly on a collision course with Andy. Andy's mind flashed back to that dreadful night eight years prior, when his homosexual urges finally became too strong to ignore. He vividly remembered the sting of the black woman's hands striking him, the laughter of the heterosexual men watching, and the humiliation he felt while running home. "Fuck, this could be bad" thought Andy, "this fucking n***** looks like real trouble. Just avoid eye contact, just avoid eye contact". The colored fella passed within spitting distance of Andy, and Andy stole a quick glance at his crotch area. A bead of sweat rolled down his forehead and he felt a tingling stirring in his loins, before snapping out of his reverie. "Fucking n*****, I hate them so much! I have NO interest in huge black penises!" Andy tried to convince himself.

Suddenly Andy was overcome with panic, and he turned and began to run home, his second shirt billowing out from behind him. Once safely inside his lair, Andy immediately pulled out his trusty phone and began to manically tweet.

"BUNG COCK N*****, THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE!" tweeted Andy. "N****** FUCK DIRT ANIMAL SAVAGE BUNG CUNT!". His panic began to subside. He took a long swig of beer, then visited his favorite tranny porn site. "OOOHHHH tranny porn!" he giggled, as he unbuttoned his ill-fitting, dated trousers and let them fall to the floor. The black transsexual sashayed across his screen, slowly revealing an enormous black penis. "No one knows" thought Andy, "the tweets are a PERFECT cover!". Andy Espresso's darkest secret was safe for another day.

I usually scroll right past blocks of text here, but "SAVAGE BUNG CUNT" has ensured that I'm buying a subscription to your blog.
 
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