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Anthony Cumia said he only got married because he listened to his dick and couldn’t resist fucking this person
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That's funny, I remember him saying that it was basically so the tosspot regulars at the bar his mother worked at would stop thinking he was fruit.
And he wanted to "fuck her so badly" that they didn't have sex on their wedding night. So another lie from Anthony.
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"She wanted to get pregnant, but I didn't want to be tied down so I just pretended to cum inside her and she bought it!" - homosexual queer who doesn't know or want to know how women's sex organs work
Must've been horrendous being married to that ugly bitch for all those years. I'm sure Ant didn't have a great time either.
She was also BroJoe’s discarded lady.
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He doesn’t even know how MALE sex organs work. Assuming this story is real, which its not, did dumb bitch Jennifer just assume her cavernous cunt absorbed all his cum? She must have known what a load felt like considering Ant talked about how he got her pregnant before but it ended up ectopic. Why even fucking lie about this shit.
Ant: Just keep the treehouse story on the hush hush alright
Grinch: I don't have any time for this ant I have some chef boyardee ravioli waiting for me in Mastick.
'She was very cute and VERY horny.'
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Without his radio money she’s the real level of girl he could attract tbchwy
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Not to mention that he obviously never had the ovulation conversation with his chick, because he's a homosexual who doesn't care or want to have the conversation with his woman. Hate to break kayfabe, but my first 2 kids were effortless and number 3 was a second attempter because a) my seed is superlative and b) my woman isn't a retard who doesn't know how her biology works
I'm gonna bet she walked in on some gay shit and used it as leverage for him to settle.
And then he would pretend all marriages were the same as his marriage.
He married a complete white trash alcoholic slut, that even Brother Joe tossed by the wayside, in order to feel like a "grown up", and came to the conclusion that ALL marriage is bad...not that he's a fucking dumbass.
It would be like taking marriage advice from a 19 year old Army Private married to a Killeen dependa.
He married JoeH's sloppy seconds to prove to his dad that isn't gay. I remember him once telling a story of taking an ugly girl (not this girl) out to California, and his dad was visibly disappointed with how ugly she was.
He's so bad at pretending to like girls. He's just not convincing.
You'd think that pulling threesomes would be moderately difficult with a wildebeest like that hanging about but Nana said that they would do it on the regular. One thing to consider is that the bar wasn't very high because: Lawn Guyland. Either that, or it's just another Cumia lie.
Big Jay and Christine seems to have threesomes at a regular rate somehow.
Christine is infinitely more attractive than Ol’ 3 Pack A Day Sloppy Seconds. That’s not saying much because I don’t really find Christine to be that attractive in the first place.