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AntH weighs in on Supreme Court abortion ruling

LingerLonger

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Anthony said he used to fake finishing inside of his wife when they were married when she wanted to get pregnant. And she never suspected he was just faking it and always thought he was finishing inside of her. A very believable story. The way he told the story on air was like how the 40-year-old virgin character told his sex stories. "Uh her...tits uh.....were like a bag of sand you know".
 

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Anthony said he used to fake finishing inside of his wife when they were married when she wanted to get pregnant. And she never suspected he was just faking it and always thought he was finishing inside of her. A very believable story. The way he told the story on air was like how the 40-year-old virgin character told his sex stories. "Uh her...tits uh.....were like a bag of sand you know".

I never understood this either, she just assumed a load was in her? Makes zero sense
 

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I never understood this either, she just assumed a load was in her? Makes zero sense
It was obviously a lie. Anthony once admitted he never even had sex on his honeymoon. I doubt that he and his wife ever had any sex. And that when she was going to testify in open court about their sex life it would have revealed that Anthony was either some type of fag or pedo. So Anthony decided the best course of action would be to buy her off with a gag order, NDA, and $2million or whatever the settlement was.

Any guy that has ever had sex know how much of a mess it makes. Same with women. You leave stains all over the sheets and your bodies. And the woman basically leaks half of it out anyways. That was one of those topics where both Opie and Jim just ignored it because they were always super uncomfortable talking about Anthony's ex-wife.
 

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It was obviously a lie. Anthony once admitted he never even had sex on his honeymoon. I doubt that he and his wife ever had any sex. And that when she was going to testify in open court about their sex life it would have revealed that Anthony was either some type of fag or pedo. So Anthony decided the best course of action would be to buy her off with a gag order, NDA, and $2million or whatever the settlement was.

Any guy that has ever had sex know how much of a mess it makes. Same with women. You leave stains all over the sheets and your bodies. And the woman basically leaks half of it out anyways. That was one of those topics where both Opie and Jim just ignored it because they were always super uncomfortable talking about Anthony's ex-wife.
And Joe fucked her first.
 
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It was obviously a lie. Anthony once admitted he never even had sex on his honeymoon. I doubt that he and his wife ever had any sex. And that when she was going to testify in open court about their sex life it would have revealed that Anthony was either some type of fag or pedo. So Anthony decided the best course of action would be to buy her off with a gag order, NDA, and $2million or whatever the settlement was.

Any guy that has ever had sex know how much of a mess it makes. Same with women. You leave stains all over the sheets and your bodies. And the woman basically leaks half of it out anyways. That was one of those topics where both Opie and Jim just ignored it because they were always super uncomfortable talking about Anthony's ex-wife.
What I dont get is why Opie doesn't whistleblow all this shit...makes me believe he has his own 'kompromat' and why he acts dumb and never really 'goes in' on nana. I mean I'd have Nana in jail if he did what he did to Opie (gaslighting etc), to me.

Opie never really goes hard on Nana, while Anthony says really despicable shit at Opie. Like call him a low IQ bore. Then Opie's like "I had enough of that cat and his clique, maaaan, we made millions maaaaan..just leave it alone maaaan" tf. Something is afoot.
 

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What I dont get is why Opie doesn't whistleblow all this shit...makes me believe he has his own 'kompromat' and why he acts dumb and never really 'goes in' on nana. I mean I'd have Nana in jail if he did what he did to Opie (gaslighting etc), to me.
What can Opie reveal when most of it is already in the open anyways? Like Anthony banging Sue Lightning and Feeding Nana are known by everyone. Norton taking PREP for a male prostitute is something he revealed on Rogan to the whole world. I doubt that Opie can really give us new information. Only confirm what we already know. The pests basically know everything now.

You let Anthony talk and he will expose himself like a retard. No one else is necessary. It was Anthony who told everyone he wore his mother's shoes like a homo on the air. Anthony who told everyone he watched gay porn regularly 'for fun'. Norton who told stories of Monster Rain, blowing tranny hookers, and so on. All we have to do is wait for one of them to blurt something grotesque out again.

If Opie had any new information that was worth anything it would have to be beyond Sue Lightning and taking PREP for anyone to care. Anthony's father molesting him? Joe or Dawn being born of incest? Norton having full blown AIDS. Short of those we have basically exhausted the humiliating details of Anthony's and Norton's lives. It is over at this point.

If Anthony or Opie had anything on each other we'd know about it by now. Opie and Norton kept their mouths shut about Anthony for the entire radio show and beyond. It was idiot Anthony that let his entire gross personal life become public.
 
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It was obviously a lie. Anthony once admitted he never even had sex on his honeymoon. I doubt that he and his wife ever had any sex. And that when she was going to testify in open court about their sex life it would have revealed that Anthony was either some type of fag or pedo. So Anthony decided the best course of action would be to buy her off with a gag order, NDA, and $2million or whatever the settlement was.

Any guy that has ever had sex know how much of a mess it makes. Same with women. You leave stains all over the sheets and your bodies. And the woman basically leaks half of it out anyways. That was one of those topics where both Opie and Jim just ignored it because they were always super uncomfortable talking about Anthony's ex-wife.
It might have just been subreddit yumah but I could have sworn there were credible insinuations that he wanted to involve BroJoe with her in a devils 3 way? Anyone else remember that?
 

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Better question, why does anthony cumia still have a twitter account?
Profound obscurity. You need to be 'somebody' for twitter moderators to give even the slightest shit about you.

Cumia is a z-list celebrity and indistinguishable from tens of thousands of other angry reactionary boomers with fake names and profile pictures.

There would still be some 'former shock jock...' -type news articles if he assaults another small girl, but AFAIK not a single media outlet has written about his continuing ban evasion.
 

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Profound obscurity. You need to be 'somebody' for twitter moderators to give even the slightest shit about you.

Cumia is a z-list celebrity and indistinguishable from tens of thousands of other angry reactionary boomers with fake names and profile pictures.

There would still be some 'former shock jock...' -type news articles if he assaults another small girl, but AFAIK not a single media outlet has written about his continuing ban evasion.
The strange thing is: I've managed strikes against his ballwashers, who are even more obscure than she is.
 

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The strange thing is: I've managed strikes against his ballwashers, who are even more obscure than she is.
They’re probably just sick of banning him at this point. He’s probably annoyed the pajeets banning him enough.

“How much can this guy complain about niggers, my friend?”
 

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