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Ant talking about how hot a 17 year old is on xitter

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Ant's prom pics always get my ribs
 
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This man once said he would go as low as 9. Never forget that.
:nanadevil::nanadevil::nanadevil:

Oh but it's okay because he immediately said, "just kidding!" Meaning it was a joke.

Pay no attention to the fact he had never used the "say something shocking, and then say 'just kidding!'" joke format before or since.

It's totally not that he saw the look of disgust and horror on Opie, Jim, and Patrice's faces and panicked.
 

Chubby's Cheesesteaks

Goodbye staIker.
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Joe chips in. Confirms that he definitely did see at least one Norwegian woman from the cruise as he mopped the deck


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Even Nana must cringe when Joe does his "Anth, that reminds me of when I was touring Europe.." thing.


He'll bring that cruise experience up every single time he gets the opportunity now for the rest of his life. Any time a ship is shown in a TV show or movie it'll be "Ah reminds me of my time entertaining thousands of passengers on the high seas" as he stares into the distance.
 

PogromStallone

Give Me Some Money
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He'll bring that cruise experience up every single time he gets the opportunity now for the rest of his life. Any time a ship is shown in a TV show or movie it'll be "Ah reminds me of my time entertaining thousands of passengers on the high seas" as he stares into the distance.
How long until he starts describing the movie Poseidon like it happened to him?
 
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He'll bring that cruise experience up every single time he gets the opportunity now for the rest of his life. Any time a ship is shown in a TV show or movie it'll be "Ah reminds me of my time entertaining thousands of passengers on the high seas" as he stares into the distance.
"Such sloppy special effects. The keelhaul actually sits lower than that in real life, because that's where the nautical turbines go. When I was at sea, the captain showed me around between gigs, so I got to experience what it's REALLY like". There's no question he'll do it every single time until he finally, mercifully, dies.
 
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