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Ant refusing to do a 90 minute show for his pay pigs is unironically hilarious.
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4 hours a week is hard bro. Why do a show. Those recurring charges gonna happen anyway.
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He gives away his entire act for free, every day. And it's usually better material than what he brings to his "shows", too. Twitter just utterly swallowed Nana alive, it's his sole reason for living at this point.
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It’s a monkey’s paw situation. There’s a world where he bottoms out smoking crack and being a loser and realizes he has to get his shit together. Maybe even winds up with a normal family life until he molests his daughter or one of her friends.
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Imagine taking your wallet out, putting on your readers and then inputting your credit card information to give to Cumia. Lol stupid boomers
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It seems like Cumia worked hard and was on his best behaviour for a month or so and now he can't make it in and has excuses. Reminds me of what Artie did to Anthony, you'd think Anthony would know better...
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You sound mad, brah…
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Maybe pounding beers and screaming with rage isn't great on your fresh quad bypass?
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My grandfather had a quadruple bypass at 77, after drinking a bottle of Bourbon a night since the end of WW2. He cut down to a 3 drinks a night after that and died at 86 in a car accident. There's a Nobel prize waiting out there for any biologist who wants to do a study on the inherent hardiness of the Anglo.
Tl;dr - Anthony will die soon because niggers aren't genetically predisposed to alcohol.
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Surely he made it to todays show.
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Makes those pool parties uncle nana threw for Layla even more cringe. Him and bro Joe creeping in then 10/11/12 year olds
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It can’t be stated enough how Artie is more respectable than Ant at this point. After his 50th relapse and jail stint he said “Fuck public life” and became a garbage man living with his mom and keeping his nose clean. I literally never thought i’d say this but Ant needs to take some lessons from him.
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One of the pay pigs needs to write a full report.
Still batting 100.
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You might be surprised to learn this, but Nana is a massive hypocrite.
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Nana worked today and nobody cared to notice