Ant refusing to do a 90 minute show for his pay pigs is unironically hilarious.

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Did he skip doing a show today too? Lmao

yep

 

[BenDovid]

yep

4 hours a week is hard bro. Why do a show. Those recurring charges gonna happen anyway.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

There is no need to subscribe to Nana's show. Everything Nana posts on Twitter is exactly what he talks about on the show.

He gives away his entire act for free, every day. And it's usually better material than what he brings to his "shows", too. Twitter just utterly swallowed Nana alive, it's his sole reason for living at this point.

 

[Guest]

It’s a monkey’s paw situation. There’s a world where he bottoms out smoking crack and being a loser and realizes he has to get his shit together. Maybe even winds up with a normal family life until he molests his daughter or one of her friends.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Jesus he looks like shit now. Even compared to this

The No Opie years haven't been kind.

"I really needed you this decade, Ope"

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Imagine taking your wallet out, putting on your readers and then inputting your credit card information to give to Cumia. Lol stupid boomers

 

[lilconnorpeterson]

It seems like Cumia worked hard and was on his best behaviour for a month or so and now he can't make it in and has excuses. Reminds me of what Artie did to Anthony, you'd think Anthony would know better...

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

Picturing his trucker and blue-collar subscribers with no disposable income constantly tuning into the show, only for it to be another UNANNOUNCED absence is ribs

Ant still making me laugh even in 2024

You sound mad, brah…

 

[Steve Ramone]

Maybe pounding beers and screaming with rage isn't great on your fresh quad bypass?

 

[TorpidSloth]

Maybe pounding beers and screaming with rage isn't great on your fresh quad bypass?

My grandfather had a quadruple bypass at 77, after drinking a bottle of Bourbon a night since the end of WW2. He cut down to a 3 drinks a night after that and died at 86 in a car accident. There's a Nobel prize waiting out there for any biologist who wants to do a study on the inherent hardiness of the Anglo.

Tl;dr - Anthony will die soon because niggers aren't genetically predisposed to alcohol.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Surely he made it to todays show.

 

[Cumiace]

Anybody remember when he would shit all over Stern for doing 4 days a week?

 

[NoBacon]

It’s a monkey’s paw situation. There’s a world where he bottoms out smoking crack and being a loser and realizes he has to get his shit together. Maybe even winds up with a normal family life until he molests his daughter or one of her friends.

@JebJoh comment?

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

It’s a monkey’s paw situation. There’s a world where he bottoms out smoking crack and being a loser and realizes he has to get his shit together. Maybe even winds up with a normal family life until he molests his daughter or one of her friends.

Makes those pool parties uncle nana threw for Layla even more cringe. Him and bro Joe creeping in then 10/11/12 year olds

 

[Sue2]

It’s a monkey’s paw situation. There’s a world where he bottoms out smoking crack and being a loser and realizes he has to get his shit together. Maybe even winds up with a normal family life until he molests his daughter or one of her friends.

It can’t be stated enough how Artie is more respectable than Ant at this point. After his 50th relapse and jail stint he said “Fuck public life” and became a garbage man living with his mom and keeping his nose clean. I literally never thought i’d say this but Ant needs to take some lessons from him.

 

[Sue2]

Anthony is literally on welfare. The only difference is instead of being handed a check by the government he worked around them and gets it directly from individuals.

 

[Nana Cumia]

Surely he made it to todays show.

One of the pay pigs needs to write a full report.

 

[JebJoh]

@JebJoh comment?

Still batting 100.

 

[FezzieAlwaysWins]

Anybody remember when he would shit all over Stern for doing 4 days a week?

You might be surprised to learn this, but Nana is a massive hypocrite.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Nana worked today and nobody cared to notice