Ant is picking up the dog next week and “can’t wait to have an amazing pal to hike in the woods with”

[satanssockpuppet]

Cumia must be very insecure about his masculinity. The guns, the outdoorsman shit, now the dog that isn't suited for an elderly man.

The truly sad and pitiful thing is how Nana isn't getting a new pet for any sort of noble or human reason. He's doing it for the very same reason the inner-city FNs get pit bulls. He wants a tough, dangerous status symbol to show everyone how badass and masculine he is. He might as well put his "Desert Eagle" .50 caliber handgun on a leash and drag that around with him, so everyone can see how manly and hard he is. By the end of the summer, he'll be furiously tweeting about the "scumbag breeder" who maliciously sold him a defective useless dog. He could have gotten any number of dogs who'd have happily puttered around his weed-strewn patch of dirt and licked up his floor spittle, but he had to get a vicious Nazi jew-killing dog instead, just to live up to his fake and gay Twitter persona. Another shameful act by another shameless Cue-mia.

 

[nasty twp]

The truly sad and pitiful thing is how Nana isn't getting a new pet for any sort of noble or human reason. He's doing it for the very same reason the inner-city FNs get pit bulls. He wants a tough, dangerous status symbol to show everyone how badass and masculine he is. He might as well put his "Desert Eagle" .50 caliber handgun on a leash and drag that around with him, so everyone can see how manly and hard he is. By the end of the summer, he'll be furiously tweeting about the "scumbag breeder" who maliciously sold him a defective useless dog. He could have gotten any number of dogs who'd have happily puttered around his weed-strewn patch of dirt and licked up his floor spittle, but he had to get a vicious Nazi jew-killing dog instead, just to live up to his fake and gay Twitter persona. Another shameful act by another shameless Cue-mia.

In the happier timeline, Anthony never left NYC, handed in his guns to amnesty, disabled his socials, got addiction help that works, got over himself and apologised to Opie—the only man who ever loved him unconditionally, and god knows why—and they each came clean about their buried feelings, moved in together and adopted a passel of rescue cats.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

In the happier timeline, Anthony never left NYC, handed in his guns to amnesty, disabled his socials, got addiction help that works, got over himself and apologised to Opie—the only man who ever loved him unconditionally, and god knows why—and they each came clean about their buried feelings, moved in together and adopted a passel of rescue cats.

In an alternate timeline, Joe's Airborne parachute failed to open, there was no Gon' 'Lectric Shock OJ tape, and Nana settled into a career of running driveway resurfacing scams and dealing stepped-on coke to high school kids, until a DEA sting put him in prison for a nine-year stint, where he learned to embrace his homosexuality. Upon his release, he moved in with a guy named Martin, who ran a used bookstore in Montclair, and lived as a happy gay man until he was felled by a heart attack at age 49.

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

By the end of the summer, he'll be furiously tweeting about the "scumbag breeder" who maliciously sold him a defective useless dog.

This is a 100% certainty. Nothing is ever that dumb nigger’s fault. He dindu nuffin. He wuz a good boy. The ebil breeder screwed him!

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

In an alternate timeline, Joe's Airborne parachute failed to open, there was no Gon' 'Lectric Shock OJ tape, and Nana settled into a career of running driveway resurfacing scams and dealing stepped-on coke to high school kids, until a DEA sting put him in prison for a nine-year stint, where he learned to embrace his homosexuality. Upon his release, he moved in with a guy named Martin, who ran a used bookstore in Montclair, and lived as a happy gay man until he was felled by a heart attack at age 49.

Every year for his birthday Martin would take him into the City. Tony’d get all dolled up in two tank tops and mommy’s shoes and they’d catch a Broadway show, then karaoke and maitais until the bar shuts down. Two harmless old queens and their special little traditions

 

[satanssockpuppet]

This is a 100% certainty. Nothing is ever that dumb nigger’s fault. He dindu nuffin. He wuz a good boy. The ebil breeder screwed him!

The breeder lied, the dog was defective, everything he did would have worked easily if only he hadn't been ripped off and screwed over by an unscrupulous scumbag who fucked him over. First, he'll be a dog training and obedience expert (on Twitter). When that fails, he'll become a veterinarian, and a breeding expert too (on Twitter). There's no field Nana cannot easily master (on Twitter).

 

[bumbum8]

The dog will have too much energy, yes, but what the fuck are they gonna feed it?! Real working dogs need to eat quite a bit, but fatass living couch cushions eat even more so it's not like chaining it up is gonna help.

And you'd better feed that fucking dog, too.

If he doesn't give it enough exercise it'll be chewing on furniture and anything/one else that gets in the way.

I give it 2 months absolute max.

 

[Bam's Feet]

Missy you cant cook, what are those new overn mitts for?

To keep her hands from chafing while she's on all fours

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Big Bro is going to resent the dog for taking away from his hard earned residuals.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

I have to wear steeltoe boots on my mountainbike because faggot dog owners refuse to leash their retard animals and they chase me in the woods. crashed once when an idiot dog ran under my front tire. I'm gonna pepper spray the fuckers this year too.

You ride mountainbikes? Nigga you are the gay one here. Imagine being in the woods, away from civilization. Peace and quiet, nothing but nature. Hmmm finally I can let my dog of a leash and let them roam like our ancestors, taking in the sights, and then some FAGGOT on a bike in spandex comes whipping down the trail at 50mph and blames you for crashing and then pepper sprays before riding off on his dildo bike.

 

[TorpidSloth]

The truly sad and pitiful thing is how Nana isn't getting a new pet for any sort of noble or human reason. He's doing it for the very same reason the inner-city FNs get pit bulls. He wants a tough, dangerous status symbol to show everyone how badass and masculine he is. He might as well put his "Desert Eagle" .50 caliber handgun on a leash and drag that around with him, so everyone can see how manly and hard he is. By the end of the summer, he'll be furiously tweeting about the "scumbag breeder" who maliciously sold him a defective useless dog. He could have gotten any number of dogs who'd have happily puttered around his weed-strewn patch of dirt and licked up his floor spittle, but he had to get a vicious Nazi jew-killing dog instead, just to live up to his fake and gay Twitter persona. Another shameful act by another shameless Cue-mia.

He saw that special forces use them as working dogs and thought "I'll get the same dog as those tough navy seals!"

He really is a 13 year old dork stuck in an elderly queen's broken body.

 

[JasperB]

He saw that special forces use them as working dogs and thought "I'll get the same dog as those tough navy seals!"

He really is a 13 year old dork stuck in an elderly queen's broken body.

Oh come on, Joe Curry and Fred will think he’s so cool when they see him posing for pictures with this beast! That’s what really matters, looking cool on twitter to the pack of ball washer faggots.

 

[Dennyislife]

What's stopping him hiking without a dog?

His fear of outside and a weak heart

 

[Gay Faggot.]

What's stopping him hiking without a dog?

His fear of outside and a weak heart

Nana thinks if she has a heart attack the dog will courageously run through the woods and alert someone and save her life. In reality the dog is going to tilt its head at Nana while she lays their struggling, then run off and look for something to kill or fuck.

 

[Not Child.]

He’s such an embarrassing LARPER. He wants to pretend like he’s some middle aged swashbuckling conservative macho man. This elderly faggot would have trouble walking up a flight of stairs. Fucking hiking? Lmfao. This nigger sits inside playing video games all day. His only trips outside his house to explore the new state he lives in is to drink or go to the barber. Most men in their 60’s are seeing their kids graduate from college. This lonely faggot is getting a dog he doesn’t even want but his BITCH made him get. Lmao

He was atleast real with wanting Beavis as a pet...this is just a larp as a hetero white american cisgender redblooded "dog owner".

 

[nasty twp]

And you'd better feed that fucking dog, too.

This is such a chestnut of a joke format yet it truly never gets old. Classic Yuma.

 

[Steve Ramone]

You ride mountainbikes? Nigga you are the gay one here. Imagine being in the woods, away from civilization. Peace and quiet, nothing but nature. Hmmm finally I can let my dog of a leash and let them roam like our ancestors, taking in the sights, and then some FAGGOT on a bike in spandex comes whipping down the trail at 50mph and blames you for crashing and then pepper sprays before riding off on his dildo bike.

How about you leash your fucking emotional support purse dog so other people can enjoy the outdoors.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Oh come on, Joe Curry and Fred will think he’s so cool when they see him posing for pictures with this beast! That’s what really matters, looking cool on twitter to the pack of ball washer faggots.

His whole life is just Twitter content. Everything he does, everything he pretends to like, everything he pretends to be, it's all to impress faggy tweeting edgelord bros on Twitter. "An amazing pal to hike with!"...every single person who knows anything about Nana immediately sees how retarded that statement is. He couldn't hike up his wrinkled trousers without getting winded.

 

[basically gayer fez]

At least the dog is not a “SCHNOODLE”

 

[Emily from reddit]

Nana thinks if she has a heart attack the dog will courageously run through the woods and alert someone and save her life. In reality the dog is going to tilt its head at Nana while she lays their struggling, then run off and look for something to kill or fuck.

I didn't know Ron the Waiter was actually a comedian or in the comedy scene?!!?!? I thought he was just a bum you just used for your show Also I hope you like my new detective work Also Anthony talked crap about you yesterday too