Ant is drinking at the barber!

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There's a faggy hipster barbershop with a bar in my little buttfuck town. It's owned by some closeted ex junkie with face tattoos and a twirly mustache and everyone who works there looks exactly like him and they all have straight razors or scissors tattooed on them.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My barber my whole life scared me. He was a miserable old prick and hated kids. Every other word out of his mouth was "fuck". You'd tell him how you wanted your hair cut and he'd disregard you completely and cut it the same way he always did anyways. Exactly what you want out of a barber. He's dead. He built some beautiful house for his wife and then promptly died.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

I bet it's an all-black barber shop where he belongs

Does Nana do "the dozens" with Ice Cube and Cedric The Enteriner

 

[WhereWeAt]

Anthony's more accustomed to barber shops where they argue about old time boxers

 

[RedHeadpw2]

He could have Missy give him a generic old Wop haircut every couple weeks, and put the saved $$ towards some basic landscaping around his moldy shack, I dunno.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

How straight and alpha

 

[Bam's Feet]

what is he on heart attack #7?

 

[captainjapan]

 

[CruisinColin]

This has been common in hair salons for a long time. Ant is following in the footsteps of suburban white women and acting like it's a cool high-class activity for a rebellious Southern gentleman with burnt broomstick bristles on atop his repugnant visage.

 

[Suetonius]

The different things:


Here's a more detailed breakdown of South Carolina's racial demographics:

• Black or African American: 24.4%

Here's a more detailed breakdown of the racial and ethnic demographics of New York City:

• • Black or African American (Non-Hispanic): 20.2%
  
  
  
  Congratulations, you played yourself.

Now figure out the difference between 20% of black people crammed into a city vs 20% of black people spread out in extremely rural areas.

 

[Suetonius]

I hope Anthony realizes every single South Carolinian looks at him with utter disgust. It doesn’t matter if he totes his guns, pretends to be white, and voted for Trump. He’s a dirty fucking yankee. Nanas paltry income is miles ahead of whatever someone in SC is making so theres another added resentment. And Nana is a rube no different than the losers who go to Times Square and take selfies or marvel at the skyscrapers. He’s walking around taking pictures of completely average shit WOW THEY LET YOU DRINK AT THE BARBER. He’s acting extremely out of place and marveling at Southern culture like one would a monkey in the zoo. Southerners don’t like anyone treating their culture and lifestyles as animalistic shit to wonder at, no less from a Northerner they KNOW sticks their nose up at them.

 

[FezzieAlwaysWins]

Why would you want a glass of wine while getting your hair cut?

Because you are an alcoholic suburban housewife?

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

I hope Anthony realizes every single South Carolinian looks at him with utter disgust. It doesn’t matter if he totes his guns, pretends to be white, and voted for Trump. He’s a dirty fucking yankee. Nanas paltry income is miles ahead of whatever someone in SC is making so theres another added resentment. And Nana is a rube no different than the losers who go to Times Square and take selfies or marvel at the skyscrapers. He’s walking around taking pictures of completely average shit WOW THEY LET YOU DRINK AT THE BARBER. He’s acting extremely out of place and marveling at Southern culture like one would a monkey in the zoo. Southerners don’t like anyone treating their culture and lifestyles as animalistic shit to wonder at, no less from a Northerner they KNOW sticks their nose up at them.

It's like when Bobby briefly became a southern dandy in KotH.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Old Soy Sauce getting a touch up.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Ath is at the sod farm?

 

[BatarianGuard]

"Just trim it a little"

 

[DannyRoss’s_DeadDad]

Exactly. My old place on Fulton had a full bar. He's just really sheltered. When I knew him he was in the house all day, never wanted to go anywhere or do anything, so he's likely just finding out places like this exist. Next, he's gonna say "We do things different down here" as he posts from a fucking Axe Throwing bar or Pickleball court.

Us Ross Boys are bald and proud. It’s a sign of high testosterone. @SissyBoySue is a low T soy boy that wants to suck you off. #RossDynasty

 

[DooDooBrown]

Exactly. My old place on Fulton had a full bar. He's just really sheltered. When I knew him he was in the house all day, never wanted to go anywhere or do anything, so he's likely just finding out places like this exist. Next, he's gonna say "We do things different down here" as he posts from a fucking Axe Throwing bar or Pickleball court.

I thought you left again?

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

Nice soccer mom lifestyle, stupid.

 

[Chive Turkey]

What do you need a barber for?