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Ant is drinking at the barber!

Chive Turkey

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My barber my whole life scared me. He was a miserable old prick and hated kids. Every other word out of his mouth was "fuck". You'd tell him how you wanted your hair cut and he'd disregard you completely and cut it the same way he always did anyways. Exactly what you want out of a barber. He's dead. He built some beautiful house for his wife and then promptly died.
When I was a kid my dad would always take me to a barber who looked like Richard Attenborough. His place had the old timey lollypop pole out front, wood floor panelling and a bunch of fishing magazines to read. It ruled.
 
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And of course, his first impulse was to tweet about it, as otherwise it might as well have never happened. The way Nana (and his mooing brother) simply has to document everything he does on social media is gay to a totally staggering degree.
 
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